full-part-time job

Any job that is, by the company, officially considered part time, but in order to keep the job, you actually have to work full-time hours illegaly and there isn't anything you can do about it because you're too much of a pussy to say anything.

Friend 1: You wanna hang this weekend?

Friend 2: Nah, I've been busting ass at my job all week, I need a break.

Friend 1: I though you only worked part time?

Friend 2: Nope, it's a full-part-time job.

by slamm3r August 7, 2012

Full Mallard

The act of pressing ones anus against the vaginal canal of a pregnant female duck. The duck then births an egg into the human's anal cavity without breaking it. If the egg breaks in the process, the act of full mallard is voided.

Once the egg has been completely transferred to the human, he or she may then pass the egg to another human or animal in the same fashion.

"dude, i got kicked out of the petting zoo"
"what, why?"
"they caught me going full mallard in the pond area"

by fathers_bulge October 26, 2012

full of BS

full of bullshit, completely nonsense

You are full of bs.

by aeri November 2, 2013

full rachet

going all in with rachetness

Shelia used to go to church with me, but once she dyed her hair green, started wearing booty shorts to Sunday school, and dating a ladyboy, i knew she was going full rachet.

by DJMarcusA November 27, 2014

full mongrel

fully erect penis

i saw karen naked the other day, damn she's hot, left me with a full mongrel!

by mickybird December 13, 2014

full mama bear

This occurs when you rip someone's head off their shoulders because they fucked with your child, pet, or other thing you feel personally responsible for.

I swear to god, if anyone hurts my boy on the football field, I'm gonna go full mama bear on their ass!

by Mr. INTOX August 10, 2014

Full Pig

when you go to an all you can eat buffet and stuff your face until you get tired

When I go to Golden Corral, I go full pig on that food

by goddamnilikeit February 17, 2015