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Flossing

the process of unfriending people from Facebook , leaving your News Feed clean of needless blather from people you either a) don't like, b) never talk to, c) never met, or d) all of the above. Conjures images to the process of removing unwanted objects from between their teeth to leave a pleasant smile.
(scrolling through Facebook friends list): "Who in the world is Mary Green?" -Steve
"Dude, that's your ex-girlfriend, bro." -Carl
"Man, you're right! What a b****! Why haven't I removed her from my friends list? I'm flossing her right now." (unfriends Mary Green from friends list) " "Thank God I got rid of her. Who else can I floss right now?" -Steve
by the_regulator_24 October 12, 2011
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Fasting

A way to starve your body to become ✨skinny
“I don’t worry about my weight because i am always fasting”
by Bubblecals September 29, 2020
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flossing

When the crotch of a woman's pants/underwear is so tight against her that the labia mounds are clearly visible. Aptly named because the article of clothing is acting as the "floss" for her nether garden. See camel toe.
When Jen stepped out of the pool, she was flossing so I could make out her snatch right through her swimsuit
by rick August 13, 2005
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floating

When you are somewhere with nothing to do. but you are just there. or you are kinda in a relationship with someone but not really, just mess around but not friends with benefits
me and my douce bag are just messing around we are floating
by lllrrrcccyes July 13, 2011
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Flossing the Peanut Butter

To be relaxing, or resting. Normally pronounced "Flossin' da peanut butter."
Katy: "Hey man, what are you up to?"
Tommy: "Oh, just flossing the peanut butter"
by Tommy78 November 7, 2006
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flossing

In bondage, the positioning of a taut rope so that it runs vertically down the female's back, between her buttocks, against her perineum (taint), and then vertically upward separating and lying between her labia. The visual is enhanced when her pubic hair has been completely removed.
Before I tied her up, she asked me to make sure I gave her ass and cunt a good flossing.
by Diane W. June 13, 2008
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Flossing

When a male/female engages in oral sex and the pubic hairs of their partner get stuck in between their teeth.
She was so hairy that i started flossing!
by miniG April 4, 2010
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