Weird flex, but ok...

When someone brags about something they’ve done but it’s either A: Something completely normal or B: Something dumb as hell.

A: Pushing out your stomach till your pant button pops.

B: Riding down the street with a cat in you bicycle basket.

Both weird flex, but ok...

by Everheardofit November 25, 2018

Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000

Someone who is very cheap with their money whenever they go out clubbing. Can also say just, "Shy Master".

"Luigi you fucker, I'm not giving you another cigarette you fucking Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000!"

by DJ Bless One November 23, 2006

flex tape

flex tape, all hail the great flex tape, we preach to flex tape, flex tape is worshipped by all of mankind, it can fix anything, even your hopeless love life

yo, me and carli, we were having trouble with our marriage but we just go fukkin flex tape bro and we're happy bruh

got a giant black hole in the middle of the sun? fix it with flex tape ( but like wear fucking sunscreen for fuck sake my god)

by BumPears1000 October 8, 2018

Flexin' the D

A term used to describe the "voluntary" act of erecting the penis.

Me: "Hey bro what are you doing?"
Bro: "Flexin' the D and playing GTA5"

by dickguru October 14, 2013

Flexist

Someone who is against the act of flexing.

Richie: *flexes in mirror*
Matt: Ugh stop flexing, get over yourself
Cassandra: Don't be a flexist Matt

by HFJet October 23, 2015

Flexista

Name for someone who continuously flexes. Someone who takes every opportunity within their reach to flex about something they have.

*Person walks by and flips their hair*
Person one: “Mufasa is such a flexista!”
Person two: “I know, right? Every day he’s gotta front about a wife, his hair, his roar...”
Person one: “It never ends!”

by Carmen5555 June 27, 2019

feather flexing

Showing off in short amount of time

While I was presenting my project, the student across from me thinks he can start feather flexing by cutting me off and asking all these questions.

by JG.F.AV November 3, 2019