When your university teacher hits you in the face with one or several large books due to the fact that you had been procrastinating an assignment - usually while online.
Person one: Dude, Mr. Grimaldo is crazy! I was got a 67 on my test and he smacked me in the face with physics 101!
Person two: Were you online yesterday?
Person one: Yeah...
Person two: You just got facebooked!
Person two: Were you online yesterday?
Person one: Yeah...
Person two: You just got facebooked!
by Delta 2777 March 21, 2009
by LG- cuz lifes really good... April 20, 2009
"I spent all last night looking at this hot girl's photos on Facebook when I was supposed to be writing a report."
"Aw man! My cow died on Farmville!"
"Aw man! My cow died on Farmville!"
by Creepingprocastinator January 24, 2010
by Icorrecturbandictionaryfaggots February 14, 2011
When two men stand in front of a woman naked with an erection, and at the same time, slap her in the face with their erect cocks from both directions.
1.) Ohhhh shit son! Me and my boy are gonna facebook that bitch!
2.) That bitch better cut it out, or she's gonna get a facebook!
3.) Bitch, I'll facebook you right now!
2.) That bitch better cut it out, or she's gonna get a facebook!
3.) Bitch, I'll facebook you right now!
by BitterPoetMadman December 15, 2006
A place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have the problem with.
someone's status on facebook: some people really need to learn to clean up after themselves after they eat
by casemay14 June 18, 2011
by the buyt November 12, 2014