Evan

He’s a complete retard, but is fun to talk to. He cant read, speak, or write at all. This certain evan makes one hell of a best friend tho<3:)

guy 1 “oh whos evan”
guy 2 “he’s one hell of a hunk is who he is😉”

by feuves January 23, 2022

Evan

thicc with infinite C's

Alberto~ "Damn man have you seen Evan he is soooooo thicc!!!"
Tony~ "I know, right, bro he's the thiccest of the thicc"

by Albert Alien June 24, 2018

Evan

Evan is a masculine male. He has every girl in love with him and is constantly sweet and honest. He never judges or calls people names. He always forgives, and never wants to hurt someone’s feelings. He cares beyond belief and loves with all his heart. He does everything he is asked and is great at football, basketball, and wrestling. He is tall and handsome and is decent sized in weight. He is great at drumming and is popular but doesn’t know it.

Who is that great drummer up there?

Oh, that’s Evan.

by hvw913 April 23, 2018

Evan

A pussy that has a girlfriend just to hide the fact that he is gay

I am an Evan.

by Ealgivf February 4, 2019

Evan

The ugly smelly guy who sits in the corner of a gym to watch men most likely a Mexican

See that guy I bet his name is Evan creepy fuck

by Dirty boy 6161 June 21, 2019

Evan

a cocksucking headcase

evan is a headcase

by arrrrrrrgg June 25, 2019

Evan

An amazing person. The best boyfriend you could ever ask for and more. He’s cute, adorable, funny, and most of all the biggest dork you will ever meet. If you have an Evan in your life make sure he knows how thankful you are that he’s around. Oh, and don’t let him go.

Hey is that dude an Evan?
Yeah of course he is, he’s the biggest dork I know.

by Give me a reason I’m not right August 5, 2019