Ethan

A little bitch boy

Girl 1: ugh. He's such a little bitch
Girl 2: ...he must be an Ethan.

Ethan by Rosie057 November 24, 2019

Ethan

A total car phanatic who you can love inside and out. He takes time out of his day to make you feel special and worth something. You could be feeling like absolute sh*t but he'll brighten your day right up just by talking about a stupid 1989 dodge charger.

Yeah, I love that guy. His name is Ethan.

Ethan by definitely not lili November 29, 2019

Ethan

Ethan has a huge cock. It’s long and slim just so it could slip in slick and shady. Ethan is funny

Ethan- Hey Ladies!!!
Ladies- Omg Big Cock Ethan!

Ethan by Yo Boy Mama Joe 69 cool boy January 9, 2020

Ethan

Usually throws a sick party however later someone may be stabbed by Mr. BURNS shh!
Ethan is a hairy beast known as the jew of the group

Ethan I heard your friend is under 6ft I think it was iain

Ethan by Oran gay(fraser) January 20, 2020

Ethan

The T H I C C E S T whale God in the multiverse.

Hail Ethan the true whale god!

Ethan by True whale god January 31, 2020

Ethan

Has small stick thighs

You have Ethan thighs

Ethan by Hjnnsd February 16, 2020

Ethan

An Ethan is the hottest man in the room. They are great ladies men and once you go Ethan you never go back. Has a penis. Used in the early 2010’s.

Man: HE’S SO HOT
Ryan: IKR HE’S SUCH AN ETHAN

Ethan by God father squidward February 24, 2020