The words that come out of the mouth of any German that doesn't speak English well. Generally pronounced "not ze ielloo of ze ek"
A (american): *insert compliated English sentence here*
B (german): Sorry, my English is not the yellow of the egg, I do not understand.
B (german): Sorry, my English is not the yellow of the egg, I do not understand.
by Professional German Idiot Guy April 11, 2020
Scrambie Eggs is a more polite way to refer to the process in which sperm coagulates when it comes into contact with water.
I was in the shower, and when I ejaculated on my hand and tried to wash it off, I got scrambie eggs all over me.
by Thegohan December 10, 2010
by Jerold April 09, 2008
A common type of egg found on pavements, sidewalks or even known to appear spontaneously underneath your brand new footwear.
Dog eggs have many varieties, most a thin shelled and need only the slightest pressure for them to crack and smother your footwear in its yolk.
If a Dog Egg is found with used toilet paper nearby, it is either from a very well trained dog, or a gypsy egg.
Many favours, colours and levels of stink have been found. However, attempts to sit on and hatch the dog eggs have only ended in tears
HANDY TRIVIA!!! did you know white dog eggs used to be used by tanners to help make candles? Go get some matches!
Dog eggs have many varieties, most a thin shelled and need only the slightest pressure for them to crack and smother your footwear in its yolk.
If a Dog Egg is found with used toilet paper nearby, it is either from a very well trained dog, or a gypsy egg.
Many favours, colours and levels of stink have been found. However, attempts to sit on and hatch the dog eggs have only ended in tears
HANDY TRIVIA!!! did you know white dog eggs used to be used by tanners to help make candles? Go get some matches!
Look mommy! That dog is laying a huge egg on the grass, do you think the man with the lawnmower will notice?
John: Damn, we are out of eggs!
Tim: rover.....walkies!
Ok, when I said let's egg some cars....I didn't mean mine, or inside it, or with fresh dog eggs
John: Damn, we are out of eggs!
Tim: rover.....walkies!
Ok, when I said let's egg some cars....I didn't mean mine, or inside it, or with fresh dog eggs
by TheBadVoice February 01, 2011
"The Klansmen attacked African Americans in the Bowling Alley with baseball bats, while the Aggie decided to attack the bowling balls. When asked why, the Aggie said he wanted to "smash their Nigger Eggs".
by Missy Kens January 07, 2007
by j-love July 06, 2004
by clucks the egg dealer January 25, 2021