Schrodinger's Dumbass

Someone who is simultaneously extremely intelligent half the time but a complete dumbass the other half of the time, making it impossible to tell if they're a fucking idiot or a human supercomputer.

Person: Jesus how did Gordona piss off those nerds? I thought he was one of them!

Person 2: He's Schrodinger's dumbass dude.

by gordona22 June 04, 2021

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Dumbass Nigga

Someone who says some dumb ass shit when they’re high

“After Smoking”
Guys what’s my name?!?!
Shut the fucc up Mariah you dumbass nigga!

by POL Duke August 30, 2019

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Dumbass Beaner

A stupid ass taco muncher who stinks 24/7 and never showers unless you bribe him with nachos.

Hobby is crossing the border and having taco-offs, seeing who can munch up the most tacos in 10 minutes.

They usually enjoy giving artichoke and hang around the spot aka Chipotle.

That mexican over there is a dumbass beaner

by liltacomuncher September 26, 2023

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Chronic dumbass

Someone who does stupid things to himself on purpose.

Jamie just pissed his pants on purpose again, what a chronic dumbass.

by Fezik1234 October 14, 2011

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delusional dumbass

A delusional dumbass is one that finds joy in making up new words, phrases, or jokes that have no relevancy, nor intellectual influence.

Synonyms include, but are not limited to: Dylan Reilly, Kanye West, & Donald Trump.

Damn, the delusional dumbass really upped their game when they made up the word "Magnormous".

by lololalaloca February 28, 2021

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