Car Dysmorphia

The never ending thoughts of your car never being good enough to be compared to the standards seen online. While online cars used filters, and put thousands of dollars into their car, yours will never look the same.

My car is never good enough, I think I may have car dysmorphia.

by Ian Brunds June 11, 2022

Grape Desmond

Someone who fantasises about getting head from a dinosaur (particullarly stegosaur)

Guy 1: Hey why didn't you invite Fred
Guy 2 : He's kinda weird bro I heard a rumour that he's a grape desmond

by Thisplaceisf*ckingincredible June 18, 2022

demien desmond

likes anya forger.

demien desmond likes anya but denies it
demien has a crush on anya

by iPissmyPants August 22, 2022

Field Dysmorphia

When a regular 2 starts to look like a 10 while on a long field exercise.

Damn she’s starting to look hot. No bro she’s a 2 you must have field dysmorphia.

by Kaha March 19, 2023

blonde dysmorphia

when stupid bitches get stupider

Dumb bitch: omg i just got highlights done but i’m having so much blonde dysmorphia rn!!
Any sane person: stfu

by shhhdonttellnoone August 16, 2023

Gym Dysmorphia

Basically its when the gym that you currently go to is good enough but you see a video of a more fancier and better looking and one that has more machines gym and you wanna cancel your current membership and fuck off to america or some other country/place to go to a different gym

Person 1: "Dude the gym he goes to is so fancy and has such good equipment. Shits giving me gym dysmorphia."
Person 2: "Dang, now where u going its already been like 5 gym switches. You went from a gym at your home to a different country, u dumbass."

by smurfcat105 September 19, 2023

black dysmorphia

same thing as blonde dysmorphia just with black hair that has brown or red/orange undertones

MY BLACK DYSMORPHIA IS COMING BACK

by nigga0227 October 20, 2023