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Dirty Dodo

Akin to the Sandy Pelican, the dirty dodo is reserved for the male undead, when one arises naked from the earth to immediately copulate with a living female using his soil-covered phallus. Dirty, because obviously he is inherently dirty and dodo, because like the dodo, the undead are no longer living.

Note: Because this is a baller sexual move, it precludes it from any association with the Twilight series.
When Bill arose from the protective confines of his makeshift grave, he stripped Sooki of her clothes and injected her with his Dirty Dodo.
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Dodo

in french, another way to say Sleep "Dormir"
Je vais faire le dodo live, parce que chuis trop fatigué!
by Speechlessprince November 11, 2011
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Dodo Egg

Any obsolete or obscure device, equipment, piece of technology, or object, usually no longer being produced and seldom needed, with the exception of a single infrequent critical task.

Due to it's depreciated status, it is usually a near impossible item to acquire, however it is not necessarily expensive.
IT Guy 1: To get Harvey's favourite astrology program to work, I'll have to somehow get a hold of a 5.25'' floppy drive.

IT Guy 2: Oh man, where you gonna get a dodo egg like that? No one's making floppy drives anymore! Can't you just get him a newer program?

IT Guy 1: I wish, but he insists that no other program will do. Besides, he pays hourly.
by Whimsy September 27, 2010
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the doodoo fiend

the doodoo fiend is the guy that rides the bus all day and smells like shit. nobody goes near him cause there scared they might get some kind of disease like lepracy.
Donald trump-uh oh here comes the doodoo fiend. i better give him a bajillion dollars so he'll leave me alone
by big bird on crack July 2, 2005
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Le epic doodoo fard

When you shart next to your crush, and have to pretend it was professional and that you speak french
Crush; Ew was that poop I can smell it
Me; No, that was a Le epic doodoo fard
Crush; AAAHAHHHAAAHAA I"M GONNA CUM CAUSE IM A TRAP
by Kids are just fleshlights October 19, 2021
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Doodoo

Not to be confused with dodo (and extinct bird species)(alternatively a broadband provider), doodoo is best defined as shit. Aka human waste.
1) I gots the doodoo on meee.
2) Ninian: I just got doodoo internet.
Paula: You mean dodo.
Ninian: Yes I certainly doo.doo.
by wangmeister April 18, 2006
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DODO

A dad of daughters only; any man who either by natural birth or by way of marriage is parenting daughters only. Not to be confused with a GOGO, grandfather of granddaughters only or a SOSO DODO, a dad of daughters only raising some other schmuck's offspring.
Upon the birth of his third daughter John is a true DODO.

Bill is hoping he'll have a son this time so that he can shake that DODO stigma.

If Sam marries Sally, he'll become a DODO to her daughter.
by Greg Gerber May 10, 2007
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