Dougged

When you're so wasted you can't even walk up the stairs to your flat, but you have to be carried by a buffed passerby (with absolutely no homosexual intentions) to your bed.

I woke up this morning in my bed but I don't remember getting here. I must have gotten dougged.

by [dabs internally] November 1, 2017

Doug Muich

The definition of a true dick.

That did is a total doug Muich.

by Mikeyzbro November 6, 2017

doug worthy

A short piece of shit with a Napoleon complex

Dude, eat a Snickers. You’re being a total Doug Worthy right now.

by RichardCranium00040 May 7, 2018

Doug

Just a sad moron

Person 1: Look at Doug over there
Person 2: What is he retarded?

by Figgeh douggo March 12, 2018

Doug

A absolute annoying Frick who say he hates Pokémon and can’t get anything about it correct but also talks about his favorite game and movie in the franchise, if you beat him in anything he claim you cheated, the sworn enemy of a Juan.

DOUG SHUT UP ABOUT HOW YOU HATE THE GAME YOU LITERALLY JUST TOLD ME YOUR FAVORITE GAME IN THE FRANCHISE!!

by Noah Da Person October 28, 2019

Doug

Usually an African American male, Doug preffers to wear Black Jeans with shorts under them while sagging. Doug is a Real One. Doug dont care bout nothin, Doug usually walks and goes wherever Doug pleases. Doug usually looks way older than he actually is, and also never takes his preffered shoe off. What's his preffered shoe you may ask? Jordans....always Jordans. Doug dont do work for nobody, Doug is what you might call rebelious, some may see him walking around randomly, but nobody really knows where he is going. Some say his name may also be Greg, but thats only an Urban Legend...

Dude, where is Doug going? No one knows...

by ESS3NC3 November 4, 2021

Doug

Usually an African American Male, Doug prefers to wear black jeans with shorts underneath while sagging. Doug is a Real One. Doug dont care bout nothin, Doug usually walks and goes wherever Doug pleases. Doug usually appears way older than he actually is, and also never takes his prefered sneaker off. What is his prefered sneaker you may ask? Jordans...always Jordans. doug dont do work for nobody, Doug is what you might call rebelious. Some may see Doug walking around randomly, but nobody really knows where he is going, except for Doug's younger extremely close friends. Some say his name may also be Greg, but that is only an Urban Legend...

Dude, where is Doug going? No one knows man...no one.

by ESS3NC3 November 4, 2021