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Shawn Disease

Shawn disease is a special type of disease where your mental state is not stable. Common symptoms of Shawn disease are massive weight gain 20 pounds a day for 2 weeks straight is most common, serious signs of depression, size decrease 95 percent of what you used to be, trouble running,jumping,hopping,walking or any type of movement, felling horny all the time, feeling the need to watch kid porno, and more. Shawn disease is Only found in men and sometimes shemales. Talk to your doctor if you have any of these symptoms today.
Did you get your yearly test for Shawn disease?
by Shawn diesease December 1, 2021
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Fukitz Disease

A highly contagious disease that commonly affects students between the ages of 16 and 30. Those who contract the disease experience an array of symptoms including:

- fatigue
- agitation
- apathy
- procrastination

Those suffering from Fukitz Disease may be wrongly called lazy, quitter, etc. These are in fact symptoms of their condition.

Treatment is limited and still being researched. Lectures from parents have minimal affect.

Condition improves with time off work or school - ie: summer break.
Chris did not study for his exam because he was suffering from a case of Fukitz Disease.
by School Nurse May 18, 2011
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Briansens Disease

When a close friend of yours leaves all of his close friends for his new girlfriend, and practically falls off the face of the earth so he can be with her every waking moment. This is the act of being "pussy whipped"
Joe, I know Mary is a cool girl, but make sure you don't catch Briansens disease
by broxkiller November 17, 2009
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Shaver's Disease

A medical condition in which the sufferer experiences convulsions restricted to the arm regions, usually resulting in drum like taps on whatever surface happens to be near. As it is a close relative of tourettes syndrome the sufferer often screams and tells at random intervals subsisting mainly of "what the sack" or pterodactyl screeches.
"What's up with that guy screaming in the corner?"
"Oh he has stage five Shaver's Disease"
by Harsh Static October 8, 2018
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michael disease

it means to be ass at aiming and completely braindead
by zsia December 24, 2021
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stern's disease

Having a small penis. Howard Stern is a radio show host who has stated on his show regularly that he has a small penis.
Being a nudist is difficult when you have Stern's Disease.
by Gerret Clause May 31, 2016
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harkinson’s disease

Rare autoimmune disease believed to have

Symptoms :A general state of Disheveledness

Treatment: A haircut and well ironed uniform
Is billy okay? He looks like he may have caught the Harkinson’s disease?
by Sfd1512 April 13, 2018
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