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Orc Desk

(Magyarul, Ork pad)
In the Balcanic country of Hungary,
when a student is really ugly and/or too smelly for being in the same room as the other classmates during class or while taking an exam, if the teachers sees the need for it, the student has to carry his/her desk to outside of the classroom, and write his/her notes or continue the exam there.
The teachers will usally say 'Te kint írod mert te Ork vagy!' (You write outside 'cause you're an Orc!) when they see the need for this action.
It's usally occurs during exams, because the teachers don't want the smelly and/or ugly student to distract the attention of other fellow students
Teacher: Na te kint írod mert te egy Ork vagy!
Studnet: *Takes his desk outside of the room and continues taking the exam in the Orc desk*
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Desk Dump

A "desk dump" is the act of jumping onto the desk of a co-worker or manager you hate and doing a poo in the middle of their desk to express how much you dislike them. A similar concept to leaving a bag of dog poo on someone's door step.
"I really hate the head of sales, he's such a dick. I'm going to desk dump him"
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desk lint

That weird grey stuff you got all over your hands and arms in elementary school.
"I'm not sitting there, look at all that DESK LINT"
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computer desk

Bending her over and placing your laptop on her back so you can get laid while you continue gaming or watching videos.
"No need to find another tank, I'll just give her the ol' computer desk."
by Geekbiatch420 June 15, 2017
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Desk boy

Someone who post pictures of his desk (often referred to as his "Battle station") every day.
Person A: Jake just posted 5 new pics of his new widescreen monitor again.
Person B: A I guess he's a desk boy.
by loteoo November 11, 2020
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desk hour

having a conversation in a classroom or a room full of people while everyone sits on desks or tables.
"why is everyone sitting on the desks?"

"oh its desk hour"
by capibaru November 22, 2022
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Desk hemorrhoid

Piles of stuff accumulating on your desk.
"Rachel's got desk hemorrhoid's"
by Rachelisawesome January 8, 2010
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