desk banger

The term used when you work on a project with the first part taking so much time or effort whereas the rest of the project taking less time thanks to the frameworks you established.

When I work on a Touhou-style game, the first stage is almost always a desk banger.

by The Real Driller August 9, 2023

Low Desk Syndrome

When your desk is so low your hand hits the bottom of the desk due to excessive fapping.

"Dudes really suffering from low desk syndrome"

by FlexmastaPlus69 September 16, 2023

Desk Commute

Commuting from your bed to your desk in the morning.

Popularized with the “work from home” movement post-Covid.

Instead of commuting in your car on a long trip to work, you now must instead commute from the comfort of your sleep to your computer desk.

Employee 1: Why is Janet on the Zoom meeting today? The boss is gonna be pissed at her.

Employee 2: She probably overslept and never made the desk commute

by Dr. Roboto September 24, 2023

desk.27

the actual best mcyt tiktoker

oh look! It’s desk.27, she’s such a girl boss!!

by desk.27 November 26, 2021

Desk

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Sexual position that a man is placing lego bricks on a woman making a desk on her back

Guy:1 yoo i just did the DESK with my Girl!!
Guy:2 *High-fives* wait isn't your girl my sister?

by Absolute chungus glizzy goblin December 11, 2020

Desk boy

Someone who post pictures of his desk (often referred to as his "Battle station") every day.

Person A: Jake just posted 5 new pics of his new widescreen monitor again.
Person B: A I guess he's a desk boy.

by loteoo November 11, 2020

Articulated Desk Lamp

A fancy lamp for people who need light so they don't feel depressed. Move it around and there will be light all over your desk. Just make sure to keep it away from any i's.

Did that articulated desk lamp just murder the pixar i?
It certainly did

by DemogorgonSlayer January 21, 2021