Deep Fried Dick

The act of dipping your dick in a jar of cocaine, then inserting and soaking said dick in a vagina.

Man, I sure gave that chick the deep fried dick the other night!

by Cripndip December 28, 2011

Decepticonia

The homeland of all decepticons, as stated by John Green of the Vlogbrothers. It is safe to assume that worldsuck emanates from the land that is Decepticonia. Decepticonia is the anti Nerdfighteria.

Decepticon: I think I'll go out on the town and spread WORLDSUCK like peanut butter on bread!
Nerdfighter: Whoa, whoa there, mister! This town does not need any more suck! Go back to Decepticonia!
Decepticon: Yeah, well...YOUR MOM.

by thisusernamepwnsn00bs February 21, 2010

Deep N Dark

The greatest rap duo in the history of man and animal kind

have you heard some of Deep N Dark's tracks? They were so awesome when i played it my grandmas head exploded!

by Deeep February 28, 2010

deepaking

When someone makes an attempt at explaining something intellectually and ends-up sounding like he/she is bullshitting and making things up as they go along; as in the approach and practice of Deepak Chopra, of whom it is named after. The entire episode becomes a confused mess of contradictions, long uncommon words, and defensive jargon to bring validity to points being made, but makes little to no sense at the end.

"Can you believe that fuckin' guy? He was deepaking for like fifteen minutes!"

by HoneyMac April 16, 2016

deceptive stoner

A stoner who doesn't look like your stereotypical stoner. Instead, they often have a clean cut look similar to a business professional. They wear nice clothes, keep their hair short and combed, act serious about their job, and stay away from anything that would be associated with being a stoner, such as Rasta clothing. Deceptive stoners are everywhere in the business world, and are almost impossible to spot without knowing them first.

Bill: Wow Brad, you don't look like a stoner anymore! Why did you change your look?
Brad: Well my parents are coming over, so I'm going for that deceptive stoner look

by That1BrownGuy June 12, 2016

deep throat duck call

The quack sound that is made by the penis hitting the back of a girls throat while performing felatio that can attract nearby mallards.

my deep throat duck call is so good that the boys are taking me for a gang bang whilst hunting this duck season

by Christi_G August 19, 2017

deep gargle

When yo girl got your dick down her throat and your balls in each cheek.

Yo my girl was so horny last night she pulled out the deep gargle on me.

by JennaTools October 3, 2017