Slap Chopped

When a girl finds out that an angry dragon has been preformed and proceeds to chop off your unit by biting down with her teeth

Dude, Jim just got slap chopped when he tried to pull an angry dragon

by MouseXIII June 16, 2010

Chipped chopped ham

A worn out pussy that has been used and abused from years in the porn industry, working the streets, or just because the girl is a dirty, dirty whore. It is referred by this name due to the pink and white marble colors that resemble the look of America's most loved lunch meat. =P

Did you see that girl in that porn last night? Her pussy was soo beat up it looked like Chipped Chopped Ham!

by Dalton B. Mangrum May 11, 2008

onion chopped

When a person is fucked SO hard they cry...but in a good way.

Man....I onion chopped that bitch so hard she used my whole box of Kleenex.

by Stachaleenda April 10, 2016

You got me chopped

When someone erks you soul and you just wanna knock the crack out of them

You:eating candy minding your own business

Sister:*snatches candy*

You: Your erk my soul and you got me more chopped than pork chop (you see where I was going with the pork chops no oh okay) your erking my soul you got me chopped sis

by Aerio gang bang January 1, 2020

Snarky-Chopped

To be struck poignantly with a snarky, or clever, remark.

A zinger.

The legal runner snarky-chopped the law firm receptionist with his quick wit of things that are cool.

by snarkymarky July 20, 2009

Karate Chopped Humus

A really ugly vagina.

Her pussy was so ugly it looked like I karate chopped humus!

by BangraBoy and the chutney crew January 17, 2021

Lamb chopped

To say something is ‘lamb chopped’ means it’s really awesome/cool/ an achievement. A derivation of the word ‘goated’, where goat stands for greatest of all time.

Dude 1: Bro I just got into my dream uni
Dude 2: that’s lamb chopped my g well done

by pengboi23 April 20, 2021