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Slap Chopped

When a girl finds out that an angry dragon has been preformed and proceeds to chop off your unit by biting down with her teeth
Dude, Jim just got slap chopped when he tried to pull an angry dragon
Slap Chopped by MouseXIII June 16, 2010

Chipped chopped ham 

A worn out pussy that has been used and abused from years in the porn industry, working the streets, or just because the girl is a dirty, dirty whore. It is referred by this name due to the pink and white marble colors that resemble the look of America's most loved lunch meat. =P
Did you see that girl in that porn last night? Her pussy was soo beat up it looked like Chipped Chopped Ham!

onion chopped 

When a person is fucked SO hard they cry...but in a good way.
Man....I onion chopped that bitch so hard she used my whole box of Kleenex.
onion chopped by Stachaleenda April 10, 2016

You got me chopped 

When someone erks you soul and you just wanna knock the crack out of them
You:eating candy minding your own business

Sister:*snatches candy*

You: Your erk my soul and you got me more chopped than pork chop (you see where I was going with the pork chops no oh okay) your erking my soul you got me chopped sis

Snarky-Chopped 

To be struck poignantly with a snarky, or clever, remark.

A zinger.
The legal runner snarky-chopped the law firm receptionist with his quick wit of things that are cool.
Snarky-Chopped by snarkymarky July 20, 2009

Karate Chopped Humus 

Her pussy was so ugly it looked like I karate chopped humus!