ceens

A slang word describing an individuals lack of motivation or enthusiasm to do something.

It is underused by gangster teens with the combined I.Q of infinite Einsteins.

The word is now used as a proclamation of one's loss of conformity and descent into awesomeness.

The word has metamorphosed, now breaking basic grammar.

New variations include: cins, what the ceens, what the jeens

gangster teen no.1: i think i like insert persons name

gangster teen no.2: What the ceens?

gangster teen no.3: man i should do this homework but im so ceens

random loser: perhaps you should get off this facebook 'ceens' group and do the work you idiot

by h2rboiz June 16, 2009

Cement merchant

A person who has a reputation for getting, or who has actually gotten, their ass kicked in almost every physical altercation they have ever been in, "cement merchant" being indicative of someone who gets knocked down to the ground a lot, and who loses more fights than he/she wins.

"I wouldn't pay that dude running his mouth at you like he's Mr. Tough Guy any mind...he's actually a real cement merchant and probably isn't worth your time."

by Kirk Bradford Myers November 11, 2008

cementeelambsartion

1)of or pertaining to just about anything. drinks, numbers, objects, people, food, etc.

2)a poor defenseless lamb being constantly sucked into a vat of cement.

"on my way to work i lost my cementeelambsartion with that hooker."

"1,2,skip a few, 99, cementeelambsartion."

by the el flaco April 6, 2009

Cupendoodle

A person who likes to eat flesh.

Dude, did you just see that Cupendoodle?

by GnomemMBN March 30, 2010

copenhagen thumb dart

While having sex doggy style, you fishhook your chew out of your lip with your thumb , than proceed to shove it in her ass resulting in a nicotine rush while climaxing.

Hey billy , give here the o'l copenhagen thumb dart tonight!

by Unclecleatus&thesistercousins May 11, 2017

Cement Mixer

When a man has alot of drugs, sometimes another man owes him an amount of money. The drug owner lays facedown on a cement slab, any sidewalk or neighbors driveway will do, and pulls his weiner and ball sac through his legs backwards, at this point the cement mixer becomes a gay bj all weird and shit out in some dudes front yard...yea its pretty fucked up

Hey buddy, i'll give you a cement mixer for a ten sack of that good shit!

by Gotthebag March 10, 2009

Gusset Cement

What spunk turns into when in dries in an unfortunate place.

You're out and about, the totty is first-class but you don't think you're going to pull so you whack out a quick one in the bogs. Later you *do* pull, but when she pulls your pants down she finds that your dick is welded to your gusset...thanks to "Gusset Cement".

by Nefeco April 24, 2005