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FuNkY CaPrIcOrN

n.

Internet lingo for an inbred internet user, usually some redneck from Kentucky or similar.
<FuNkY CaPrIcOrN> Of Course I aint been Right since that Bull kicked me in the Head
by Lamsey March 29, 2005
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A millitary saying that means...you would rather accidently kill a civilian then the chance that it is not a civilian and he kills u..
so that way u go to court and get judged to see if u get jail time..
instead of going home in a body bag carried by your fellow soilders
soilder: that man has a wepon im going to take him down!

liberal fagot: no u cant he hasent shot at u yet! we have to wait for him to shoot and then u can engage in action.

soilder: wtf he has a wepon and its pointed in our direction! if he shoots at us 1 of us might get hit and die!

liberal fagot: thats a chance we have to take!

soilder: what the fuck ever id rather be judged by 12 then carried by 6
(bang bang)

liberal fagot: no i cant bealive u killed him without him killin 1 of us first!
by Nathan Davis November 5, 2007
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capreol

Capreol A.K.A. Cape-Town
A small town on the outskirts of sudbury, ontario. There isn't really much to do in capreol aside from it has one of the best skate parks in northern ontario apparently. This town is filled with wangsters and chavs though there is a small population of emos. There is not much shopping in capreol either. It is mostly all corner stores and shitty restaurants. Here almost everyone knows each other and can name every kid from St.Marys on the spot.

There are only two schools in capreol C.R.JUDD (Public) and St.Marys (Catholic) Most kids go to C.R.JUDD but there are few that go to school at St.Marys or St.Annes in Hanmer.

Everywhere you go no matter what time it is you will always see someone walking around town. There are certain areas populated by certain types of people. Most kids can be found either at the arena, the Millenium Center, or walking around those areas.

There are many events that go on in capreol, The lighting of the tree which is usually in late november early december where everyone meets up at the cenetaff across from the liquor store to watch the gaint tree light up, Old timers tourney, usually in mid January where old men sign up and play hockey, Capreol days, which is held during August or July and has a baseball tournament and is always over exagurated. And ther are many more.

Capreol is a hockey oriented town. Almost everyone that lives ther has played hockey or plays hockey or has a family member that play hockey. Almost every weekend there is a tournament which usually causes many kids to miss school on fridays. Capreol's team is called the "Capreol Hawks".

Capreol is basicaly a pretty boring town where not much goes on and the biggest news really is "Did you see that fire ast night?" or "Did you see the fight during the hockey game last night?"
1.
Cole: "Did you see that fire last night on coulson Street?"
Danica: "Yeah my dad was there"
Cole: "Oh yeah mine to, hes a volenteer firefighter just like everyone else's dad in capreol."

2.
Anthony: "Did you see the fight Pat got into last night during the game?"
Bruce: " Yeah it was totally awesome, I heard his dad paid him 10$ for getting into that fight."
by pwnedby.... March 1, 2008
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capri

n: American, based off of 'hot sex'
name used to describe any girl who you would want to have sex with.
Man, she's a real Capri
by Fred September 1, 2004
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Aircraft Carrier

When you put tons of massage or baby oil onto a girls back, and then run and jump on her back. While sliding across her oiled up backside, the goal is to throw your boner down between her cheeks and try to stop yourself, similar to the way planes land on a aircraft carrier.
"After watching Top Gun last night, I broke out the baby oil and executed a perfect aircraft carrier, poor girl wont walk for a week."
by bigrobdiesel February 20, 2014
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water carrier

Office slang. A project manager who adds no productivity; this individual just carries information between teams, losing parts of the message as they go (like water spilling from a bucket).
During planning last week, that water carrier left out four services we needed to deliver this iteration; now we're totally screwed.
by JonGrebdioz January 22, 2011
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Carriers

The single most instant win unit in all of Starcraft.
Carriers = Instant Win
by DESU_Hardgay_DESU March 24, 2008
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