I Am A Camera

Memories how they fade so fast
Look back there is no escape
Tied down now you see too late
Lovers they will never wait
I am a camera
I am a camera
Take heart I will never let you go
If you want to let your feelings show
Lovers all how they never broke your heart
You lose them if the feeling starts
I am a camera camera camera

I am a camera camera camera
There by the waterside
Here where the lens is wide
You and me by the sea
Taken in tranquility
Take heart I will never let you go
If you want to let your feelings show
Lovers all how they never broke your heart
You lose them if the feeling starts
I am I am a camera
I am a camera I am a camera
I am I am a camera
I am a camera I am a camera
There by the waterside
Here where the lens is wide
You and me by the sea

by Death Menace February 4, 2023

CAMERA POOP

when ur ugly mom gets in the picture and frames it

debbie: hey did u have fun at the party?
shelby: no my frikken mom made a camera poop!
debbie: lol roflcopter

by stotteyman May 19, 2010

camera-jacked

The act of discretely stealing someone's phone, taking random pictures, and putting the phone back where you took it from. The unsuspecting victim will later find the camera-jacked photos while perusing through their photos. For maximum effect, hopefully the discovery occurs while trying to show legitimate photos with another person. Examples of camera jacked photos are: selfies, butts, or desecration of the victims personal hygiene products, like a picture of their toothbrush in the toilet bowl.

"Hi boss. I'm excited about this new promotion. Let me show you the cute pictures of my kids. What is this?!?! Why is there a picture of a hairy ass on my phone. Wait. I recognize that hairy ass. It's my husband's. He camera-jacked me again. Damn you, husband! Damn you!!!"

by JerBearGRR April 19, 2014

camera blasting

People taking pictures of everything.

The tourist were all up in the trendy restaurant camera blasting. Posting that shit to FB!

by SayMyNameBiotch May 29, 2018

Camera Worms

The squiggly black lines and dots found on old TV footage.

The movie had some crackly camera worms, but they weren't too distracting.

by E. Spinae June 7, 2024

Camera Worms

The squiggly black lines that appear on old camera footage.

The movie had some crackly camera worms, but they weren't too distracting.

by E. Spinae June 7, 2024

Camera Party

During an online group call, when everyone turns their camera on, it is a camera party.

Everyone you must turn on your cameras! It's a camera party!

by CaFrapMo March 9, 2021