Nor Cal Scrumpy

A sex act where a woman sits on her male (or female) partner's face, and happens to be text messenging her best friend at the same time, thereby accidentally farting on his face due to not paying attention to the act.

Woman #1: So I got that message you sent me last night. You were hooking up with Pee Wee weren't you?
Woman #2: Yeah, bitch, I was so distracted by sending you a text message I ended up Nor Cal Scrumpying him!
Woman #1: Niiiiice!
Woman #2: Yeah I think he actually liked it.

by kyrie calavera February 13, 2007

don't pick up the .50 cal

in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare online, it is bad luck to pick up a barett .50 caliber sniper rifle. the gun must be picked up from the dead body of another player for it to be bad luck. statistics show that once the player has the .50 cal in his/her possesion, they will be kiled within the minute

john:dude i found a .50 cal up here time to pone some poon

joe:don't pick up the .50 cal!

(john gets plugged)

by cape cOd 4 August 5, 2009

Lil Cal

The politically correct term used to call someone gay.

Wow, you're so Lil Cal

by yayeetyourcat June 18, 2018

50. Cal camper

A person in COD 4 who chooses to camp with a 50.cal sniper rifle for the duration of the game. The 50 cal although unlocked late in the game requires no skill and is used by most noobs or nublets

Damn it Sutton stop being a 50. cal camper. camping in the top room with the 50 cal is for noobs you suck so much its not funny the only reason you get kills is because you have the 50 cal and the only reason you have that is because you have played over 800games.

by Deliciouschuck October 21, 2008

Nor Cal Pirates

Best Redding/Chico over 18 adult league baseball team ever.

Oh your from Redding? You must know of the Nor Cal Pirates

by Siiiiiick October 25, 2007

50 cal

When getting head and then cumming onto a spot on the girls face, preferrable on the forehead. Then smacking her with your dick

-Dude, this bitch was sucking my dick, then i 50 caled her.

-No way, was it a head shot?
-Yea, right between the eyes.

by Dipset330 September 29, 2009

.40 cal

A caliber developed by Smith & Wesson for women and limp-wristed men, this cartridge is slightly more powerful than the 9mm but does not approach .45 ACP

That punk pulled a .40 cal on me! I took out my 1911 and blew his fucking brains out!

by ein klein November 4, 2006