The sole member of a type of prostitute. Known to be sleazy, intellectually challenged, and often biased (once said of the war Iraq: "I, like, think that we should trust our president"). Has a "singing" voice that sounds like a whining fly (which usually sings superficial, inane lyrics and is often drowned out by monotone, obnoxious "music"), puts on performances that come from strip clubs, wears as little as possible and gets away with it, constantly contradicts herself (first saying that she's not a role model, then saying that she wants to be a role model that everyone can relate to (and almost nobody can)).
Sadly, despite her smutty reputation and that she's clearly no role model, many little kids look up to her. Her "beauty" is the true reason for her fame, not her "music"... her flaunting of her body rides the fine line between pride and exploitation. Apparantly thinking that showing off her rather revolting body, flipping the bird to audiances, being disrespectful to her public, and being a total ditz will earn her the older, more mature audiance that she's wanting, she does just that... and has failed at earning an older following.
Sadly, despite her smutty reputation and that she's clearly no role model, many little kids look up to her. Her "beauty" is the true reason for her fame, not her "music"... her flaunting of her body rides the fine line between pride and exploitation. Apparantly thinking that showing off her rather revolting body, flipping the bird to audiances, being disrespectful to her public, and being a total ditz will earn her the older, more mature audiance that she's wanting, she does just that... and has failed at earning an older following.
Why? Why is this Britney Spears famous? Just for showing off her nude body, drinking underage, and being a total sleaze? If it (the music industry) was for the music and not for the glitz and glamour, then she'd be back in the brothels and strip clubs of Hickville Louisiana.
by Lorelili October 10, 2005
Get the britney spearsmug. The princess of pop, she is one of the greatest artists out there. a strong beautiful intelligent human being. she is an awesome person with feelings and everyone should leave her the fuck alone!
by Stephanie Riester March 25, 2007
Get the Britney Spearsmug. A good way to become famous on Internet by crying under a blanket wearing make-up, probably in a closet.
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by AffordableWTF June 19, 2008
Get the Britney Spearsmug. hey britney spears! you dont have to get NASTY cuz BOYS like DIRRTY whore christina aguilera. SOMETIMES STONGER stars like shakira whose breasts are small and humble were very LUCKY to compare it with mountains unlike your artificial booba. if you could HIT me BABY ONE MORE TIME, fuck you! cuz its between ME AGAINST THE MUSIC. haha! DON'T LET ME BE THE LAST KNOW your sweet gozzips cuz i already knew all of it. YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY 'bout your PREROGATIVE, its totally cheesy you fake booba!.......Ooops! i did it again
by MANDY MOORE November 1, 2004
Get the britney spearsmug. Barbie takes human form,Britney Spears.Britney may look like ur typical plastic,fake,slut faced-hoe bag,but in reality,she is so much more.How do I begin to describe Britney Spears?
Britney is fake,and people I'm telling you,she is not hott!I mean look at the picture up there with her without makeup!Talk about a hillbilly beast!
by Roxy Miller July 22, 2008
Get the britney spearsmug. "Hey K-Fed!"
"Yes Britney Spears?"
"Wanna have sex?"
"NO! You disgust me! I'd rather have sex with a dish rag!"
"Well, I may hate K-Fed, but at least he has some principles."
"Yes Britney Spears?"
"Wanna have sex?"
"NO! You disgust me! I'd rather have sex with a dish rag!"
"Well, I may hate K-Fed, but at least he has some principles."
by evil one October 26, 2007
Get the britney spearsmug. A strange creature (possibly female human) who pretends to be able to sing. Uses lipsynching and dancing to distract it's audience from the obvious lack of talent. The majority of its fans are 10 year old retarded boys and girls who insist that "BRITNEY IS THE BEST!!!11!1" because they are too young to understand what real music is. It also likes to do drugs, flash its bajingo and shave its head.
Research is still being done to try and identify what exactly this Britney creature is.
Research is still being done to try and identify what exactly this Britney creature is.
Me: Did you see Britney Spears's performance last night? It was horrible...I think I've gone deaf.
Britney fan: WTF did U just say U stupid slut!! *gets shotgun out*
Britney fan: WTF did U just say U stupid slut!! *gets shotgun out*
by ICantFindAnAvailableName March 5, 2009
Get the Britney Spearsmug.