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Brendan

brendan is a big hairy man with big muscles and has a great sense of humor. hes so big and jolly and loves to eat cookies and he is the nicest person ever. hes really big and is a great friend
guy 1: did you hear about brendan?

guy 2: yeah i heard he’s really big and hairy
by bigbootyman30 January 9, 2024
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Brendan

Brendan is a very sexy man. Always a ginger and has a massive penis. He is very shy when it comes to girls though, even though they are wet just at the presence of him being in the room. When he finally gets the courage to talk to girl, they usually have a very high snap score and never get around to opening his texts.

Brendan struggles with girls. He has trouble getting over his exes. Brendan LOVES pubic hair on his women and likes to get head in the car. Brendan is an overall great friend, very loyal, and likes to have a great night when alcohol is involved. Brendan can crush 16 drinks in one night.
Brendan is such a cool guy, you need to have him in your life.

Last night Brendan ate my pubes.
by Mountainman34 February 1, 2022
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Brendan Li

Only the true sigmas are named with this special name, only goddesses, and gods resprect the brendan li
by Brendan Li March 11, 2024
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Brendan

Brendan is a outstanding wimpy boy. But he is very strong on the inside. If you have a Brendan in your life go up to him and introduce yourself, they will be happy to be your friend! Brendan's are very nerdy. They are usually the most smartest kids in the whole school, but they are very kind and get strait As.

When he's with his girlfriend, he acts 10 TIMES as nicer. He will do anything for the person he loves, or people who are close to him.
He is amazing. No doubt. He almost never gets mad unless you hurt him first.

Brendan's are amazing people. If you ever get in a fight with Brendan, don't worry! He will get over it quickly and you might even become best buddies!
If you know a Brendan, you are very lucky!
Girl 1: Brendan's my world. He means everything to me! He is SO AMAZING!!!
Girl 2: He used to be mine. But then we broke up, but me and him are still good friends!!
Girl 3: Brendan and me are close buddies. I would never ever want to change that!
Girl 4: Isn't that the wimpy nerdy kid? Yeah, he's great!
by gx jbtekd, October 2, 2018
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Brendan

I thick nigga that when any bitch sees him the instantly get aroused and strip for him. If you have a wife and Brendan goes to your house your wife will divorce you and start bouncing on his dick. He is immune to any std and will steal any girl with a nice succulent booty
I invited Brendan to my house and my girlfriend dumped me and started sucking his dick
by Sebassnikolous November 21, 2021
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brendan blues

A sexy hot man that can get any girl that he looks at. He is also very acually active especially at night. He is very talented in many ways.
by Logan Peacock January 21, 2017
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Brendan N

Brendan N is known to say your a mean person. Whether they are lying or tricking you.
Your a Brendan N, that was pretty messed.
by Smart kid401 March 8, 2019
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