Dogs Bollocks is a Digital Web Development Agency in Knutsford, Cheshire, that uses the rather widely used vulgar slang phrase.
by mrchessplayer22 January 23, 2018
Get the Dogs Bollocksmug. A sexual act of draping garlic cloves (or a pearl necklace if the garlic cloves are too big) around the shaft of the penis to imitate a Frenchman, and then having your sexual partner tongue your balls as if they were French-kissing them.
Garlic cloves/pearl necklace are optional.
Garlic cloves/pearl necklace are optional.
by soupeh March 8, 2011
Get the French Bollockingmug. Hello Geoffrey, why are your trousers damp, do you have sweaty bollocks?
- Yes indeed fine sir, I've been sweating my bollocks off watching Coronation Street
- Yes indeed fine sir, I've been sweating my bollocks off watching Coronation Street
by Fartman69 September 19, 2013
Get the sweaty bollocksmug. 1. a poof, a fag, someone who fails 2 stand up 4 themselves
2.Mark "dougie" Jones
3.One with droopy moist testicles
2.Mark "dougie" Jones
3.One with droopy moist testicles
1)oi soppy bollocks, make ur mind up.
2)Mark jones has soppy bollocks
3)Jesus dude ur scrote is dripping, u must have a severe case of soppy bollocks
2)Mark jones has soppy bollocks
3)Jesus dude ur scrote is dripping, u must have a severe case of soppy bollocks
by Boogie Pimp September 28, 2004
Get the Soppy Bollocksmug. 1. An exclamation of irritation on the realization that the shops are shut after 5pm on a sunday
2. A dolphin with one testicle.
3. A man (or woman) blessed/curse with genetalia resembling an aquatic mammal, e.g dolphin
4. generic impulsive insult
2. A dolphin with one testicle.
3. A man (or woman) blessed/curse with genetalia resembling an aquatic mammal, e.g dolphin
4. generic impulsive insult
when standing outside Sainsburys at 5:01pm (Sunday)"oh bollock dolphin, one finds that Sainsburys is closed"
or
*general dolphin noises* - "shit! where did the other one go!....oh no im in a tin (although reasonably priced)...mmmmmm"
or
*general dolphin noises* - "shit! where did the other one go!....oh no im in a tin (although reasonably priced)...mmmmmm"
by Eli (and James) May 31, 2006
Get the bollock dolphinmug. This has been defined elsewhere, correctly, as British slang for "the best".
The interesting thing about its possible origin is that the word cynosure, meaning "something brilliant that attracts attention" derives from two Greek words, Kynos (meaning "dog's" or "of the dog") + oura (meaning "tail"). This meaning of "the dog's tail" was used at one time to refer to the constellation Ursa Minor, which is bright and attracts attention.
So: did some classically-versed wag originate the phrase?
The interesting thing about its possible origin is that the word cynosure, meaning "something brilliant that attracts attention" derives from two Greek words, Kynos (meaning "dog's" or "of the dog") + oura (meaning "tail"). This meaning of "the dog's tail" was used at one time to refer to the constellation Ursa Minor, which is bright and attracts attention.
So: did some classically-versed wag originate the phrase?
by Mickjo September 24, 2012
Get the Dog's bollocksmug. Having somebody (usually a swamp ninja) janking off your testes whilst being asleep and waking up in a bed of your own sperm and excrement.
by David Royse October 20, 2006
Get the Bollock Sawmug.