A device created and cultivated to produce the true born Nebraskan. It contains their biggest export of wool along with the sensual masturbate device called the "Pocket Pussy". It enhances the animal instinct of Nebraskan folk and intensifies the pleasure of one man in particular. It satisfies the indulging need of sexual intercourse when he "can't get any". This term is the purgatory status of being a virgin and the old fashion self-help masturbation. The Barnes' Girlfriend is in local stores near you, if you are in Nebraska.
A guy was "struggle busing" today on getting a new girlfriend and so he met with his Barnes' Girlfriend in bed that night.
by Struggle Bus 69 May 01, 2013
My mom was a teacher and my dad worked third shift!
That's why I'll work just as hard for you, as you work for your family
That's why I'll work just as hard for you, as you work for your family
Twitter: “I can't believe Mandela Barnes lost!”
Me: “I know, right! His mom was a teacher, and his dad worked third shift!”
Me: “I know, right! His mom was a teacher, and his dad worked third shift!”
by The Wisconsin Democratic Party January 20, 2023
by Pokyhontas January 24, 2023
by speice February 07, 2022
kayce barnes is a self centred cunt that thinks he owns the world, cheats on every girl and blames it on his mental health. the ugliest man anyone would ever see, nobody likes kayce barnes.
by ✂️✂️ July 16, 2023
A place that will wait until you’ve found something you like, and then make you need to shit violently. You also will not be able to locate the bathroom.
“Hey dude! Come look at this book on the 34th rule of the inter—ah fuck I really need to shit hold on”
“I swear man everyone always needs to shit when they go in Barnes and Noble”
“I swear man everyone always needs to shit when they go in Barnes and Noble”
by 1-2-buckle my shoe April 29, 2023
by Josh barns April 21, 2019