Archie

He’s the biggest eshay of all time. His penis is bigger than your step dad. Ask any laddies and they will say “Archie is so cute”. He also is very skilled at every sport.

Girl 1: Sheeeeesh look how eshay that cute boy is.
Girl 2: I heard his name was Archie

by Eshay king May 16, 2021

archie

archie is a kind hearted soul

archie is kindhearted

by yoohoo2 December 3, 2021

archie may

fucking stupid little shit. jerks off dababy. has a gay haircut. always loves a good cock in his mouth. loves to shove sticks up his asshole. goes down to the velodrome to watch under 18 kids bike. his face looks like mike from monsters inc and talks like a fucking kid.

omg is that archie may he has no mates

by therealairpodspro August 22, 2021

Archie

Archie has a huge dick very fucking long and calls everyone a gronk.

Archie: “Oi that cunt is a gronk! And I have a massive penis!”

by Cayusbianosbuvudv August 1, 2025

Archie racefield

This man is simply a weapon. His receding hairline partnered with his stained underwear makes him a registered weapon.

Just shit myself whilst knocking out two people , feeling like archie racefield

by Montyfanclub69 November 22, 2021

Archie

The tiniest man alive, like I'm talking microscopic, like I'm talking you could step on him with your toe, he is a pretty cool guy though.

WARNING: If you meet Archie you may end up with neck pain from looking at him too much.

Person 1: Archie is so tiny that I just want to stomp on him, but I heard he likes that.

by YeetusCleetusDetus April 9, 2023

archie is a spastic

archie but my definition is better than als bc im 20x better than al
used to tell archies that they are retarded and stuopid

Al: "archie is a spastic"

by not ur mom or dad bc they left May 9, 2021