appalachian molotov

A jar full of pissed off hornets you use to throw at hostiles

Hey Clayton the ATF is coming get the appalachian molotov, thoes fuckers gonna be tweaking then we can take their dropped stuff.

by B-29SUPERFORT May 11, 2023

Appalachia Pepper Spray

When you fuck someone’s eye socket then pull out and cum in their good eye

Crystal popped out her glass eye and I couldn’t help but give her the Ol’ Appalachia pepper spray.

by KP Appalachia May 28, 2023

Appalachian bidet

When you have run out of toilet paper and you call your cousin Cletus or equivalent to come and do you a solid and use his stream of urine to clean your chocolate covered starfish.

“Yeah I ran out of toilet paper and I had to give my cousin a call to come and give me an Appalachian bidet to get clean.”

by Loganjaman August 16, 2023

Appalachian Car Bomb

A cocktail made when dropping a shot of Jameson Irish Whiskey into a pint glass of Code Red: Mountain Dew.

Bartender, a round of Appalachian Car Bombs for everyone!

by itssweeney July 31, 2024

Appalachian Wine Cellar

Hiding open bottles of moonshine and other liquor in random spots around your house.

Daryl bought a house with an Appalachian Wine Cellar. So far he’s found a broken bottle of Old No. 7 in the tub, Fireball in the attic, and some mystery moonshine in the crawlspace.

by SurelyYouCantBeSerious August 21, 2024

Appalachian Blessing

When a bunch of male friends assemble and ejaculate on a new item for good luck.

We are doing an Appalachian blessing this Friday on my new lawnmower.

by Hillbilly Relish September 5, 2023

Appalachian Whirlygig

When two guys are orally Eiffel towering two chicks interconnected with a double ended dildo, the guys grab each others forearms and rock back and forth like old-timey lumberjacks hand sawing a log.

Hey! Remember how those girls gagged when we gave them the Ol’ Appalachian Whirlygig?

by bigB-Rad86 January 19, 2024