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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025

Hey! I wrote a monologue kind of loke that years ago! Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland are my biggest fans! That shit was cold as ice!
Hym "Yeah! Best monologuer! 'Happiness always ends' from Rick and Morty s7. Dan! DAAAAN! Make Jordan come here and see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can... The trash bin is full again but it's still cool. The weathers going to start heating up so... It's gonna stink soon... Look, I'm violating the cleanliness clause of my lease agreement, ok? Tell him he can bring his paid security he's so proud of... They don't get to see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can though... IT'S NOT FOR YOU!"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2024

See those people over there? They are best friends and honestly... I aint ever seen two pretty best friends. always one of 'em always gotta be ugly
by sum_ting_wong9 January 22, 2021

Up through the last day of 9-years-old I almost always wore my Boys Fruit Of The Loom Thick Double Blue Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Underwear.
by FrroRdn November 26, 2024

On all occasions.
by Herndon Flores June 27, 2023

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! OK! OOOK! That- You brought it back with that one! I don't entirely hate your fucking guts after that! That shit was funny! Alright? Yeah, ok, this guy has singlehandedly redeemed you. HOOOOO MAN! God, I- Shit, I might actually feel bad if your kid gets molested now! Holy shit! That isn't one of mine is it? Jesus! You guys should have just given me my retard-house, pills, and prostitutes. We really could have stopped a lot of this if you weren't so fucking stubborn. God damn!
Cultist "But the love was always there with the peace!"
Hym "BAHAHAHAHA WHAT!? WHAT IS THIS FUCKING GUY TALKING ABOUT!? HOLY BA-JESUS! HAHAHA! Man, I don't even know what to say! That's it!? It CAN'T be that easy for you to gain followers on the internet. Really guys. Retarded gibberish + Youtube default rhetoric about peace and love = immediate success! And then you sell them your bath water. And if anybody talks back, well, they don't have any bath-water profits do they? If they were smart and good they would have that sweet, sweet bath-water money. So, clearly they're dumb and bad! Fuck me, man! Imagine ME doing that! I did LITERALLY the opposite of that and I'm STILL inspiring millions! If I did what that stupid son of a bitch was doing you motherfuckers would be pledging allegiance to a picture of ME in school! Your grandkids would think I carried the sun over the horizon every morning! 'Thank you dear leader for another glorious day!' They'd say when they get out of bed. Fuck! 'Oh no! The sky is cloudy! Dear leader weeps for our plight...' I mean, you guys have to use some discernment. Please! Shit, the more I write about it the sadder I get actually! Wow that is sad! I'm sad now. I need to go to sleep. That shit actually depresses me a little bit."
Hym "BAHAHAHAHA WHAT!? WHAT IS THIS FUCKING GUY TALKING ABOUT!? HOLY BA-JESUS! HAHAHA! Man, I don't even know what to say! That's it!? It CAN'T be that easy for you to gain followers on the internet. Really guys. Retarded gibberish + Youtube default rhetoric about peace and love = immediate success! And then you sell them your bath water. And if anybody talks back, well, they don't have any bath-water profits do they? If they were smart and good they would have that sweet, sweet bath-water money. So, clearly they're dumb and bad! Fuck me, man! Imagine ME doing that! I did LITERALLY the opposite of that and I'm STILL inspiring millions! If I did what that stupid son of a bitch was doing you motherfuckers would be pledging allegiance to a picture of ME in school! Your grandkids would think I carried the sun over the horizon every morning! 'Thank you dear leader for another glorious day!' They'd say when they get out of bed. Fuck! 'Oh no! The sky is cloudy! Dear leader weeps for our plight...' I mean, you guys have to use some discernment. Please! Shit, the more I write about it the sadder I get actually! Wow that is sad! I'm sad now. I need to go to sleep. That shit actually depresses me a little bit."
by Hym Iam November 16, 2023

Hym "It's always been about what I'm saying it's always been about you lying piece of shit. You tell these incest cult freaks to shut the fuck up. You tell the shit-lib hippy hivemind to shut the fuck up. And you force those YouTube freaks to tell the truth. And you do it immediately. You remove these piles of sentient waste out of my life. PERMANENTLY. Or I will do I for you."
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
