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Actually Romantic

A sarcastic phrase used to describe when someone’s hate or obsession with you crosses into weirdly affectionate territory. Comes from Taylor Swift’s 2025 song “Actually Romantic” on The Life of a Showgirl, where she mocks a rival’s fixation on her by calling it “sweet” and “romantic.”

Basically means: You’re so obsessed it’s kind of flattering.
She’s been subtweeting me for weeks. Honestly? It’s actually romantic.
by tslover1989 October 17, 2025
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My actual brother

No Jordan, watching rape porn doesn't translate to you needing to "prove me wrong" about rape, you fucking idiot.
Hym "Yeah I don't understand what you don't get about that. That isn't a thing you prove wrong. Is this you trying to justify the baby dick bigotry or what? Like you can act as though you have been affected by anything that has happened to me. My actual brother completely unaffected. And this has nothing to do with me not wanting it to be me, why do YOU want that? Because you resent my dependency but need me dependent or you wouldn't be around. You're wrong, Jordan you need to accept that you're wrong. Get me my fucking money. My rape sympathy has reduced to zero. I don't give a fuck about anything that isn't happening me until this is over with."
by Hym Iam November 3, 2025
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an actual good human being

Lily Loud is the genuinely REAL definition of an actual good human being, as well as Wilbur Wilson.
by Jurgen Sebastian (stupid bitch February 7, 2025
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ummm idk actually

by b0caj3214321 February 28, 2025
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Actual Zombie

Used by r/AnarchChess by continuing the chain
Person 1:Google en passant
Person 2: Holy Hell
Person 3: New response just dropped
Person 4: Actual Zombie
by eef_q June 13, 2024
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what in the actual fuck

My reaction to almost every single article on this... GODFORSAKEN WEBSITE, roamed by the filthiest of beings make the most DIABOLICAL "sexual" terms that previously didn't exist. (DO NOT LOOK UP ONION RING PLEASE)
Person A: "Hey look at this urban dictionary article! Person B:"WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ????"
by 2Uvas June 18, 2024
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actual cringe

when something makes you cringe so hard, it actually physically hurts.
guy: ew, this video is actual cringe
other guy: i know right..
by thecutesteverrrrr June 26, 2024
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