Girl- I told you, I dont know Barney the purple dinosaur!
Kids at school- We saw you hanging out with him, we know it was you!
Girl- It wasnt me! I'm getting homeschooled from now on, I don't need these losers, I'm awesome! My teddy bear told me I was so I know it's true! I dont give a fuck what anybody else thinks.
Kids at school- We saw you hanging out with him, we know it was you!
Girl- It wasnt me! I'm getting homeschooled from now on, I don't need these losers, I'm awesome! My teddy bear told me I was so I know it's true! I dont give a fuck what anybody else thinks.
by Solid Mantis October 09, 2020
This phrase is used when you are about to explain something to someone in very basic terms because anything too complex will confuse them, or already has confused them. Frequently used in the military. Does not usually have anything to do with sex.
"Alright, since my first explanation didn't seem to sink in for your morons, I'll break it down barney style for you."
by TheLongJ August 28, 2016
Explaining something in such a way that a small child could understand, often used by Soldiers in the U.S. Army, specifically NCOs
by RedSmoke August 28, 2016
I was having sex last night and the women wanted my dick to be bigger so she gave me a BBC (Big Barney Cock)
by BBC Incorperated April 23, 2009
What'd you do last night bro? Oh not much, I just got Barney from The Simpsons drunk.
I was so Barney from The Simpsons drunk yesterday, I don't remember anything!
I could get Superman High or Barney from The Simpsons Drunk, hmm...
I was so Barney from The Simpsons drunk yesterday, I don't remember anything!
I could get Superman High or Barney from The Simpsons Drunk, hmm...
by BFochs715 July 28, 2009
Daquan decided to break it down barney style on Jess last night. He went from 0 to 100 real quick. Real damn quick!
by goatfucker69 August 28, 2016