Muff Muncher

a person that likes to give oral sex to females.

'look at that muff muncher!!!'

by Emily Mae Gilmore November 22, 2006

cinnamon muff

A snatch with cinnamon colored pubes. Not to be confused with a firecrotch.

My roommate Alyssa has a cinnamon muff, much cuter than a firecrotch.

by cinnamonmuff February 25, 2013

muff tuft

A small, neatly trimmed patch of female pubic hair on an otherwise cleanly shaved pubic region, located one to two inches above the clitoral hood, and being no more than one inch in width and one and one-half inches in length.

"Dude, you should munch on Donna's vage some time! She has a righteous muff tuft! Its ubersexy!"

"He better plan of going down on me tonight!! I spent 45 minutes this morning on my muff tuft."
"Oh, girl! I am sure its lovely!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 1, 2010

Muff Tanking

Keeping muffs in check on a day to day basis.

Cow is the best at Muff Tanking Mikosuke.

by Mikosuke January 20, 2011

Hairy Muff

When your going down on a girl and you find out she hasnt shaved her pussy in years.

Guy 1: Yo did you get with that chick last night?
Guy 2: Yeah man, but I'm still trying to get hair out of my mouth.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: She had one hairy muff.

by Muff master 69 March 9, 2019

Muff Top

-When someones pubic hair peers over their belt line revealing itself.

-One's crotch area well over due for a trimming. So much as that it cannot stay contained within their pants.

Did you see the Muff Top on that bitch, it looked like she shoved a kitten in her pants.

(Guy1 meets woman in bar)Guy1's friend says, "Stay away from her brah or you'll be hackin through the amazon later. Her bush is so out of control, I could see her muff top from across the room."

by Slick Toxin January 20, 2012

Male-Muff

Male Muff is the cup Male ballerinas & figure skaters wear when performing.

A.K.A. the equivalent of the female Camel toe

Example: Lary Blackmon from Cameo

Someone: That ballerina has a huge Male-Muff, its so unnatural!

by Un Peu December 27, 2020