wipe a mole

The act of wiping a stool that stays lodged in your ass, hiding there like a mole in a hole.

Too many chicken chili cheese fries last night, had to wipe a mole all morning long.

by Luvsyoumor January 17, 2018

Ninja Mole

The act of aggressively grabbing a man's genitalia at the base from under the butt while he is bent over and pulling it upwards...yelling Ninja Mole

Broke up with my girlfriend after she gave me a Ninja Mole.

by NFly February 12, 2021

mole slave

a man and or women who is honorably addicted to smoking mole bowls; a mixture of pot and tobacco smoked out a water pipe.

"dales been smoking pot and red river tobacco out his bong for 26 years, what a mole slave!"

by slave boyy May 17, 2014

Whack-A-Mole

When you beat the meat before it goes in and out of the holes

We played whack-a-mole last night and we both won

by Mist Erjay December 23, 2022

Spicy Mole

A bowl in a bong, pipe, or other smoking device that is loaded with a mixture of marijuana and tobacco. People who load spicy moles often enjoy the head buzz of tobacco coupled with the effect of weed.

Smoking tobacco out of a bong hurts my lungs. That's why I hate it when Jordan only packs spicy moles.

by Skingleberry October 18, 2011

Grooming the mole

An "act of love" that you perform on yourself

Mother (Knocking on bedroom door): Billy, is everything alright in there?
You seem to be a bit quiet in there

Billy: Don't worry mom, I'm just err... Grooming the mole

by JP_2KX December 4, 2011

mole-ing

When you and a buddy are banging the living shit out of some chick, one in the bush and one in the tush, and you feel your cocks bump into each other inside of her.. (no, this does not make you gay....there's just enough of some sort of her inner tissue separating your moles to disqualify gay-ness) . Variations include: mole hole-ing, blind mole-ing, one eyed mole-ing etc.

"Holy fuck! We were mole-ing that chick so hard I felt for sure we would rupture something inside her!

by Wordperv July 9, 2014