A nigga from the 4th that pisses gold by accident. Can slap someone through a wall and will always hear you, and is still horny. Fairly certain some people owe him money or a handjob. Master of the five-finger discount and will always know the ending of the story before it's read. Has his PHD in indiscreet street hagglin, and is more effective at stopping stains than RESOLVE™ is. Amazing at rapping, and never asked for a promotion. "Pleasure's all mine, I ain't mad at y'all. Clear advantage like playing paddle ball on Adderall". Would rather talk shit to ghosts instead of studying for exams.
"I wish i was like marcus khoury, bitcoin would've made me a millionaire and coivd would've never have happened"
"right?"
"What?"
"right?"
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by FleshAutomatonOpVIANeuros October 26, 2022
She is Married To Joe Iconis the creator of Be More Chill. She Made her broadway debut as Brooke Lohst she is one of the sweetest actors ever
Lauren Marcus is Awesome
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by MEruisc January 22, 2014
To call it an early night and bail on your friends by yourself before the party or event reaches its entertainment climax.
Butters: "Guys, I'm getting pretty tired, I think I'm gonna call it a night."
The Coon and Friends: "Don't Marcus Out dude it's only 9:15 pm and more girls are coming in 30 minutes. Stay for a couple more drinks."
Butters: "Nope, I'm going home."
The Coon and Friends: "Don't Marcus Out dude it's only 9:15 pm and more girls are coming in 30 minutes. Stay for a couple more drinks."
Butters: "Nope, I'm going home."
by Dr Skills&Game December 08, 2010