a soiled diaper that has been packed with cocaine to be smuggled over the border. Smugglers often hide drugs by covering them with feces and placing them inside dirty diapers. A diaper can hold up to a kilo of fishscale cocaine.
Not to be confused with dirty diaper coke
Not to be confused with dirty diaper coke
by Pringle Can Josiah November 06, 2022
by Kempbillton May 19, 2018
The act of defecating in the baby changing station at a public bathroom, then folding up the door leaving a nasty surprise for the next parent. This act comes from the idea of an "upper decker" or a "top shelf".
The toilets in that rest stop are disgusting. I couldn't take a chance to rest my cheeks on one of those seats. So I left the men's room a diaper decker.
by Magoo Wes March 26, 2010
Padded shorts used for biking, also known as a chamois. Feels like a full wet diaper when you sit down after a long bike ride, but instead of urine, it's wet with crotch sweat.
Person 1: "good ride, man."
Person 2: "Yah, that was a long one. I really need to go change my biker diaper."
Person 1: "gross.... Me too...."
Person 2: "Yah, that was a long one. I really need to go change my biker diaper."
Person 1: "gross.... Me too...."
by MTB man July 05, 2011
When a child or baby accidentally calls someone when they are playing with your phone. Similar to Butt Dialing
by comguy12 October 14, 2009
by taterskinss July 09, 2012
When a man's pants puff out or crease around his crotch area in such an unflattering way that it resembles a diaper bulge.
"Dude, that guy's pleated pants are giving him major diaper dick."
Dave feels like a hot stud when he gets diaper dick because it makes his junk look huge, but really he just looks like a tool.
Dave feels like a hot stud when he gets diaper dick because it makes his junk look huge, but really he just looks like a tool.
by Meowpowwow June 22, 2016