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drunken cheesecake

The act of saving bodily fluid secreted during sexual intercourse from multiple partners for later consumption in a baked good, usually served to an ex in the form of a cheesecake.
“Man Tiffany keeps telling people we’re exclusive, when we haven’t even been on a date in 2 years; I’ll have to give her a drunken cheesecake from my weekend in Vegas.”
by AdvanceAutomobiles December 31, 2018
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Cheesecake Factory

A room that has been filled with the scents of a person cutting the cheese (farting;dropping a deuce) several times
Jake cut the cheese in Sam’s house so many times, it became the cheesecake factory
by Waiterhater December 29, 2023
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a cheesecake

a cheesecake is, in Norwegian slang, when you stuff the cake full of cheese. In layman's terms: shoving smegma up someones bum.
Guy to friend: Hey man I just ate a cheesecake with Jessica and Chad the other night.
Friend: Getting someone to agree to a cheesecake is respectable, but I wouldn't eat it afterwards, that's just unsanitary.

Guy to friend: Eh.. live, laugh, love innit
by dudewheresmybong June 6, 2020
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Cheesecake

A person who is more important to you than sex. So, if you had to choose between that person and sex, you would choose them without hesitation.
My husband is cheesecake!
by Jamie Savage August 19, 2022
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Mississippi Cheesecake

a foursome between rich white folk that involves cheesecake, raspberries, and blueberries thrown in the middle of them by a designated bystander.
we had so much fun at the dinner party, we decided to have a Mississippi Cheesecake.
by Alabama negro April 21, 2017
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Daddy's Cheesecake

The act of your father ejaculating in your arse. Afterword your mother eats it all.
i loved the Daddy's Cheesecake at the family cook out last week.
by Biginfamous May 6, 2020
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