the best is yeti to come

A way to say that the glory days have past. Sarcastically making a play on the optimistic phrase “the best is YET TO COME” as in: No it’s actually not it’s already come and gone.

SARCASTICALLY naysayer JON rebuked every attempt Sid made at being optimistic - shooting down every thing he said got tiring for them both - defeated Jon chimed out well “ the best is YETI TO COME” now you see Sid replied - it’s all ending soon but just not soon enough .

by Istayyeti November 29, 2022

Yeti blowjob

When you suck a fat guys dick with hairy white pubs

I gave my sugar a nice yeti blowjob last night

by Roseballs June 1, 2022

Yeti

When someone walks into a home with cum on the bottom of their shoe, leaving behind white tracks onto the floor.

"Girl you have a good night last night? I saw you yeti through the damn door this morning!"

by menorahboyz2020 December 11, 2020

Yeti-balls

A male with unkempt or long hair around their genitalia

He had a bad case of yeti-balls

by Zeen ranger April 15, 2021

yeti it

The act of masturebation while wearing a yeti costume or masturebating to a yeti. Mainly using this word means you have a kink for yetis. Also used to replace the words, masturebation, gooning, jerking off, and more with the same meaning.

Maddie: Man i cant wait to Jerk off while wearing my yeti costume!
Gabe: Cool! can i yeti it with you?

by schllazz July 13, 2025

Yeti Lover

A very bad and shameful thing.

"My grandpa is not a Yeti lover!"

by keegieweegie July 16, 2025

Yeti

When one breaks about an 1/4 of a cigarette and puts it in a jimmer (alternative bong piece to a bowl) then you dab it on a pile of weed and then you smoke it

Me: yo bro wanna take some yetis

Bro: I ran out of smokes bud

Me: TO THE SMOKE SHOP!

by JZ.Fowler506 September 13, 2025