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Squobbie wobble

When you are from Britain and you walk in in your 8472627374 year old hag of a grandma eating tea and crumpets through her wrinkly dinkly asshole
Harry styles: *walks in on grandma styles* *british accent activated* oi granny, lemme join ye squobbie wobble and have ye tickle me pickle yea? *becomes Queen Elizabeth styles*
by Bamhurger March 26, 2022
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wobble jobble

When giving oral sex to a man, and you insert his scrotum in your mouth as well, then shake your head back and forth as if your shaking your head no.
I gave my husband a wobble jobble last night.
by Girl_in_PA April 13, 2017
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Wobble Gobble

Pre-wedding jitters resulting in one last fling with an ex, a piece of eye candy or a total stranger
Amy had had a crush on work colleague Stuart for years. She knew when she married Michael that was it for life. Determined to go out in a blaze of glory Amy dropped to her knees and gave Stuart a Wobble Gobble before the big day.
by Oneandahole December 16, 2021
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Science wobbles

When you wobble in science and get a detention
Oi Jaxon and jonre let's have science wobbles
by Wobbleheadscat November 15, 2023
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Wobbles

when you can fight and you prob from la or the bay if you say this
Nick: We could squabble in the alley onna dead homies
Me: You ain got no wobbles fr
by zyyjonies August 22, 2022
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Wobble-Cocked

By the time Neil was finished with his drink he was so wobble-cocked that he tried to buy a drink for the cop at the bar. And then he pissed himself.
by johne55 August 5, 2012
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Wobbly noodle

He came to my house with his wobbly noodle
by bri3hunna February 8, 2021
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