wobbly

(adj) dmv slang; sloppy, unorganized, inaccurate or not factually sound, some type of way, one kind

1. These weathermen stay making wobbly predictions; they say it's boutta snow but it's 75 degrees and sunny.
2. Her whole outfit was wobbly man; those boots were not poppin.

by yourfriendlyneighborhoodO March 15, 2017

Backpack Wobble

That little dance move you do when you're trying to take your backpack off your back

I walked in to class late, so I had to quietly do the Backpack Wobble without looking ridiculous.

by bootymix96 March 19, 2016

wobbly w

Refers to a sex move its when your performing the #pigroast instead of doing the #effiltower which is high fiving while 2 guys fuck 1 girl they #wobblyw
Which is when you have a arm wrestle on her back.

Screw doing the Eiffel Tower let's wobbly w

by Viciously Choked October 19, 2023

Wibble Wobble

Wibble Wobbling is the technique of jerking off with your feet

Friend 1: Hey bro ya wanna go wibble wobble

Friend 2: Always my boy

by anonymous April 12, 2022

wobbly waterfall

A really weird sex position where the male, or penetrator, is laying off the edge of the bed so that his penis and torso are still on the bed but shoulders on the ground. The female, or penetrati, inserts the penis into their preference of orifice. The female holds the male with her legs and has full control over how deep of a penetration she would like. The wobbly part is just the dumbass penetrator wobbling on the ground like an asshole.

Guy 1: Yeah I tried doing that waterfall sex move on her but I was so unstable
Guy 2: lol you hit her with the wobbly waterfall

by The Psycho King July 19, 2017

Wobbles

He can't scrap (fight)

"He don't got no wobbles" -YBN Almighty Jay

by Lucid Madara August 8, 2021

Wobbly eyed

A term used by 17th century Welsh nobility to humiliate obese English men in front of their wives. Wobbly eyes was in reference to the English lack of control of their eyeballs due to low brain function.

On occasion, Welshmen would wobble their eyes about to trick English women into sleeping with them, much like spiders wiggle their front legs at large predators to fool them into giving the spider their candy.

Get that wobbly eyed idiot of an Englishman out of my pub and back into Satan's scrotum where he belongs!

by Wobblyeyedenglishmen July 27, 2023