Windows Vista

Clearly the best operating system that has ever been programmed up to date. I only wish we all could give more money, hugs, and kisses to all the wonderful people out there that have developed this majestic operating system. It is extremely easy to use, we have added more exciting features to improve your computer using experience and we know you will love it. Throw your MacBook in the dumpster, and get Windows Vista now.

Omg look at this beauty! THis must be a windows vista!

omg after looking at a windows vista I realized the meaning of life!

by BarryAllenTheFlash February 19, 2017

Fuck Windows

What you yell out when your computer is acting like a complete piece of shit and you are just sick and tired of it.

Fuck Windows! I'm gonna go get a Mac!

by jkferfnerwsdcijaoifjerfujqefiu April 4, 2015

Windows ME

It crashes.
A lot.
Especially when SHITLOADED with FREE programs provided by Dell!

*error beep*
Wtf, where's the error dialogue box?
*blue screen*
Hmmm...I can't press anything.
*blue screen*
Hmmm...I can't press ctrl+alt+del either.
*blue screen*
Hmmm...The restart button doesn't do anything...
*harddrive dies*

by Krill December 30, 2003

window shopper

People that browse expensive stores and never buy anything. A new song by 50 cent - window shopper.

Nigga youse a window shopper
Mad at me, I think I know why
Nigga youse a window shopper
In the jewelry store lookin' at shit you can't buy
Nigga youse a window shopper
In the dealership tryna get a test drive
Nigga youse a window shopper
Mad as fuck when you see me ride by

by oldschool rosendahl December 25, 2005

Windows 2007

What dumbasses who don't realize what fucking year it is call Windows 7.

So does this computer come with Windows 2007.
It's 2009... *sigh*

by PCHO February 18, 2010

Window witch

Woman at doctor's office who slides the glass window closed and doesn't have the doctor call you back.

The window witch said I did not have an appointment

by Krissy October 30, 2015

Magic Window

When one is getting his female partner, from behind, start to slow down, and have one of your buddies sneak in the room and take over (this must be done whith out the girl knowing the switch). You sneak out of the room and walk outside to the window closet to where you were banging her, get her attention, and then she will relize she's not having intercourse with you anymore, and usually flip out.

My friend and I tricked a girl in Cancun with The Magic Window.

by Charles Evans October 26, 2007