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the isaac thompson

the god among men , nobody knows the origin of this man however you must tred lightly when talking about the isaac , phrases such as , yesss and nooo are the many ancient ways of communicating with this creature . if ever in a situation with the isaac , kiss your booty goodbye and hope there is a lauren nearby
The isaac thompsons sock draw is empty .
by changaaa May 12, 2023
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Miss Thompson

that one teacher that absolutly hates yo and does everything in there power to make school miserable, also looks like an orangutan.
person 1: oh no this school year is going to be miserable, we have a Miss Thompson as a teacher
person 2: yea. no wonder she is a Miss cause who would mary that orangutan lookin ah
by gavin goes on May 5, 2020
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Thompson

A god-like being of enormous stature, incredible looks, and extreme intelligence. Thompsons are rare, yet well known for their amazing ability to make great things out of nothing;

Steven Hawking like intelligence and MacGyver like mind. Thompsons never quit, and never lose. Thompsons are blessed with the ability to attract many ladies due to his pocket Mastadon.

Thompsons have no time for games. Money making is in their blood, along with gold and THC. If you come across a Thompson:

1) Cover your head because he will blow your mind.

2) Hold on to your woman because she will run to him.

3) Bow down to him, he is superior to you.
Holy shit Jesus Thompson just turned that water into wine, and now he is leaving with all the extremely hot bitches!

Police: What happened here, there are brains splattered everywhere.

Extremely Hot Blonde: Thompson walked by and blew everyones mind with his good looks and intellegence. I had sex with him and feel reborn!

Police: Who is that guy..... (head explodes)

Extremely Hot Blonde: Thats a Thompson
by 1SmoothJoker December 17, 2019
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Owen thompson

VERY LARGE PENIS; LIKE PUSHING 14inches.
That is Owen thompson
by anonymous January 13, 2025
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Ryland Thompson

Ryland Thompson is the best battlefront 2 player. He is also very handsome and cool. He can also pull and girl he want. Ryland is the best.
by Ryry you guys February 27, 2022
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xavier thompson

Xavier Thompson’s are pretty sick people but they’re scared of cricket balls when facing fast bowlers but there alright at cricket.
Teacher: Hey Xavier Thompson can you come and bat?
Xavier Thompson: No I’m to scared
Teacher: Bur you’re good
Xavier Thompson: Bats and scores 50
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Dennis J Thompson

A known buff, a rube of sorts. A Country bumpkin like fellow.
Boy, that Kenny O’Connor really pulled a Dennis J Thompson on a bunch of boobs looking at Facebook.
by Scott Pak December 9, 2020
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