David

Shy guy that probably plays too much Pokemon. Women hit on him but he's too dense to understand what's going on. Very caring, giving and compassionate. He's extremely bad at returning texts.

I tried to date a David but he was too into Pokemon

by Padrón Princess March 22, 2022

David

An extremely sexy strong man with giant muscles he attracts snow bunnies and will snatch your mom faster than you can say Izzy T.

Wow that mans a real David!!

by ShawtyBae420 February 16, 2021

David

David is a big man with a massive cock. MASSIVE. He is also very strong.

August: You want to see David
Hjalte: NO! That guy is scary! I heard he had a massive Cock.

by DHuhj November 12, 2020

David

the best boyfriend you could ever have. he's gone through some rough shit but he is still determined to be the best person he could be. and he is! he's the cutest boy you could ever come across, all the other lads fall for him cause hes such a cutiepie. he's smart, he's adorable, he's just perfect all around!! i will always be by his side and i love him dearly :>

nathan: i love you david!
david: i love you too nathan :3

by totallynotnathanforrealongod July 17, 2023

David

fuck david @ryengiant

fuck david

by wifebeaterunity June 24, 2019

David

One that will mislead you with advice on snapchat.

Dude, I totally pulled a David and asked her for accidental sex for money.

by D yoni eggs February 2, 2020

David

Thinks beans are still funny.

Stop making David jokes.

by Letmewhipyourforheadplease October 1, 2020