Person 1: damn my life sucks, I am broke as fuck and live in the projects
Person 2: have you ever heard of welfare?
Person 1: No, what is it?
Person 2: so you can basically be a lazy cunt and not work and get welfare checks and food stamps from the government on the 1st and 15th, plus the more kids you have the more welfare you can collect so you can intentionally have a shit ton of kids to collect more welfare and to top it all of you can trade foodstamps for basically anything crack, cigarettes, lottery tickets, liquor you name it.
Person 2: have you ever heard of welfare?
Person 1: No, what is it?
Person 2: so you can basically be a lazy cunt and not work and get welfare checks and food stamps from the government on the 1st and 15th, plus the more kids you have the more welfare you can collect so you can intentionally have a shit ton of kids to collect more welfare and to top it all of you can trade foodstamps for basically anything crack, cigarettes, lottery tickets, liquor you name it.
by Kobedropped81 October 12, 2017
Welfare is a Minecraft Tournament discord server that also includes edating. Since the start it has slowly become a dating server
by kikoman soy sauce October 07, 2020
:NOUN:
1) The state of being of the given subject.
2) In some states and provinces, it is financial support given to any person in need, usually by the money stealers.
3) In other states and provinces, it is financial support given to any person that wants it, also usually by the money stealers.
The welfare systems in some states and provinces makes it difficult to define the word "Welfare", because most of the people using them are bums. It's not that they can't work, it's that they see welfare as a better alternative, sometimes partly because the jobs they are capable of doing don't pay as much as the welfare cheques do.
1) The state of being of the given subject.
2) In some states and provinces, it is financial support given to any person in need, usually by the money stealers.
3) In other states and provinces, it is financial support given to any person that wants it, also usually by the money stealers.
The welfare systems in some states and provinces makes it difficult to define the word "Welfare", because most of the people using them are bums. It's not that they can't work, it's that they see welfare as a better alternative, sometimes partly because the jobs they are capable of doing don't pay as much as the welfare cheques do.
Canadian resident # 15568079: Our government here in New Brunswick, Canada is practically giving out money to idiots. We should start a petition to stop the government from wasting money on welfare.
Canadian resident # 20568930: But don't they steal our money, anyway? It should at least go to-
Canadian resident # 15568079: We can start a petition for that, too!
Canadian resident # 20568930: But don't they steal our money, anyway? It should at least go to-
Canadian resident # 15568079: We can start a petition for that, too!
by mentalkid123 May 12, 2018
No! No. You know I don't mean I want get rid of it! It's obviously and indictment regarding how men who aren't banging all of the women are treated by society. Because they still pay taxes!
Hym "I could be on welfare right now but I'm not. Why? Because I shouldn't need it. I should be getting carried around on a Xerxes throne..."
by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
We be on that weed welfare!
by Weed welfare October 14, 2015
When one has to apologize/make excuses for others bad manners. Usu. a liberals way of defending bad people.
by fan of R.A.d. November 04, 2013
Pot that is cheaper because it is mid grad quality. Usually, people in the poor working class will buy this because of it's cheap price. Sometimes, people will wait until the first of the month to get this kind of pot.
I have a joint to burn, but it's welfare weed, so it's going to have to be a fatty. OR Go out and find me herb, just don't bring back any welfare weed.
by JerryNicoDemon January 19, 2021