ash wednesday

a day where you get your forehead dirty.

man that priest slipped the old big thumb nose to hair liner. man i look like im black foreheaded

by whymanwhy March 6, 2004

Black Wednesdays

Toughest hardcore punk rock band in existance. Pure rudeboy/skinhead roots. Not to be associated with Pocket Pakis.

"Oh my God. That nazi just got curb stomped by the Black Wednesdays!"

by Andy March 22, 2005

ash wednesday

The Day that Jews dont have shit smudged on their forehead

Bernie Goldstein walked down the street look at all the Gentiles with shit all over their forehead, then remembering it was Ash Wednesday

by Noah Pinzur March 2, 2004

wednesday squad

Wednesday squad the most badass squad around crazy enough to party in the middle of the week like a bunch of crazy animals

Wednesday squad is laid back and chill even though it's in the middle of the week they are insane.

by BladesSaber December 19, 2016

First Wednesday

Arguably the only Day of the month where you don't need your alarm clock.

If you live in Cedar Rapids, you probably know about this constant phenomena:

At around 8:45 AM rain or shine the city tests it's tornado sirens, typically there are four reactions that can be combined: Wakened by the sirens (Risers), Not awakened (Snoozer), Ignoring (Hear-nothing), or Scared to shit (Wuss).

Did you hear about Trev on the First Wednesday? Word is he's a Snoozer.

by Shotinthepooper August 28, 2016

pun wednesday

A holiday celebrated every Wednesday. Buy the inventors Reina & Isabel

“ITS WEDNDAY! PUN WEDNESDAY”

by WierdLuckwithtwenty December 12, 2017

ash wednesday

when you get a girl in the ass then you wipe off the shit onto her forehead in the shape of a cross like the ashes on ash wednesday

Jimmy gave that slut ilsa an ash wednesday last night.

by justo effe August 10, 2007