WTF

Wife Type Figure. Generally refers to a person in non-traditional relationship in which someone is unhappy with his/her spouse. Otherwise known as a "ball-and-chain," or soon-to-be ex-wife.

Lemme check with my WTF. I'll get back to ya.

by Secretly Sexually Twisted April 12, 2011

WTF

What the frog an alternative for the dirty what the fuck. People should start using it more often.

WTF - What the frog! You just shot me point blank with your pistol.

by Internet Mom November 27, 2011

WTF

commonly used as a way of saying what the fuck and world taekwondo federation, another also common meaning is "whats this foolishness!"

Jen- Dude i heard Keighley is going back out with Jeff!

Sarah- No effin way! wtf! i thought they'd be done after last time!

Jen- ikr? my words exactally...

by Olive Nicole October 26, 2011

wtf

A short version for "What the Fuck?"

Mike: I just banged Brittney!
Dan: WTF dude that's like impossible she's the hottest girl in the whole school.
Mike: I know.

by fdigger August 5, 2012

WTF

WardrobeTrendsFashion, a leading fashion blog and lifestyle online magazine.

It can be accessed via the following website urls, WardrobeTrendsFashion.com or WTFSG.com.

"Are you reading WTF?"

The usage of WTF in this sentence (above) will usually refer to the online magazine, WardrobeTrendsFashion.

by MethHead September 23, 2012

WTF

Acronym for Worship The Fallen.

Secret code used by teenage Satanists and celebrity Illuminati members around the world.

Whiz Khalifa - WTF

by Koalaine December 4, 2012

wtf

abbreviation for 'what the fuck'. Pronounced "Double-you-tee-eff". Could also be abbreviated for Who, where, why, when.

1. Bob: Hey, Joe
Jill: Wtf, no I'm Jill

2. Gorilla: *punches chimpanzee*
Chimpanzee: Wtf was that for?
Person: Wtf!

3. *Billy runs home to find his house got robbed* WTF DID THAT? (Who)

4. *Plane flies off* Fred: *missed plane* WTF did that plane take off without me? (when or why)

by WTF411 January 5, 2014