Valentine's Day

A corporate holiday made by a dumb greeting card company where all you do is buy things that will end up rotting or being thrown out, candy that will make you fat and make you hate yourself and buy cards that are pointless when all you can do is say "Hey, I like you. Let's fuck."

Date: I want a (insert expensive Valentine's Day gift here)
Me: Get a job and buy it your fucking self.

by UnstableNerd429 February 22, 2015

Vagentine

when you get the vag on valentine's day

did she give you a Vagentine?

no she had her PRod

by ChairlockGolmz February 14, 2013

valentina king

short wanker who likes men in utah and barcelona (and women)

valentina king flicky big batti gyal

by guddanygrapes November 29, 2021

pulling a valentina

when a person is always happy and make jokes every day

sara makes jokes and she's funny and always happy, that's pulling a Valentina

by va.le.va.ni June 27, 2018

zalentines day

On the 14th of February instead of taking a girl out you stay in and kill shit loads of zombies with your best friend.

And use the money that would be spent on her on new maps and food to fuel a zalentines day

love of your life: 'will you go out with me on valentines day?'

boy:'no... err.. sorry , prior commitments..(texing mate'cant wait for zalentines day gona be beautiful')'

by mysterious-zombie-murderer February 13, 2010

valentine's day

valentines day is just a way for Hallmark to make more money.

damn hallmark, inventing stupid holidays for money!

by shea December 6, 2004

Valentina

Valentina is a name where every man would want her because she is the most beautiful lady you will ever meet. She is from Belarus and is a russion name

I dream Valentina :)

she also loves people that are from morocco and from Ukraine and from Belarus

Valentina

by Nabil alidi February 20, 2015