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university of scranton

Gorgeous ladies and gentlemen that are extremely intelligent attend this University. They love to party and have fun.

"Ain't no party like a Scranton party cuz a Scranton party don't stop!"-Quote about Scranton, PA from the hit show "The Office"

**For 16 consecutive years, U.S. News & World Report's "America's Best Colleges" edition has ranked the University of Scranton among the 10 top master's universities in the north

**In the 2010 edition of "America's Best Colleges" The University of Scranton ranked seventh among "America's Best Colleges" in the North, and was also included in a new ranking of just 80 schools in the nation hailed for a “Strong Commitment to Teaching.”

**For two consecutive years, Scranton has ranked among just 77 “Top Up-and-Coming Schools,” in the nation.

**The University's MBA program is among the top 15 in the nation for general management according to a national ranking of business schools published by Entrepreneur magazine and The Princeton Review.

**For the past eight years, The Princeton Review has included Scranton among its “371 Best Colleges.”

**Scranton is one of only 100 colleges and universities in the nation to be named to Templeton Foundation’s Honor Roll of Character-Building Colleges.

PRIDE, PASSION, PROMISE.
I went to The University of Scranton and it was an amazing college experience!

I love going to The University of Scranton because I can go snowboarding five minutes from campus at SNO Mountain!
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Expanding Universe

The fleeing of galaxies from each other in the aftermath of the Big Bang.
We live in an expanding universe.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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university of richmond

An excellent university in central VA, in the exclusive environs of Richmond's West End. Where true Southern gentlemen get a choice selection of fine country girls, where there is an abundance of high-quality liquor and a classy Greek System.
A place where one can learn just enough to make a great deal of money, in addition to making valuable networking connections and finding a spouse.
The University of Richmond is a most excellent place to pursue higher learning.
by UR Spider October 20, 2007
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University of Pittsburgh

The place where people who are intelligent, beautiful, worldly go to meet each other and marry.

(94% of Pitt students meet their spouce here)


Established prior to PennState. Far more reputable.
Jane went to the University of Pittsburgh to meet Dick. They lived happily ever after.
by prancer May 13, 2005
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Linked Universe

An AU about the nine idiotic heroes in the Legend Of Zelda franchise. These nine consist of:
Name (game(s) Title, era)
Sky (skyward sword, hero of the skies, sky era)

Four (minish cap, four swords, four swords adventures, hero of four, the force era)
Time (ocarina of time, majora's mask, hero of time, era of the hero of time)
Wind (wind waker, phantom hourglass, spirit tracks, hero of winds, era without a hero)
Twilight (twilight princess, hero of twilight, twilight era)
Warriors (hyrule warriors, hero of wars, war era)
Legend (a link to the past, links awakening, oracle of seasons, oracle of ages, a link to the past, triforce heroes, hero of legend, era of light and dark)
Hyrule (the legend of zelda, the adventure of link, hero of hyrule, era of decline)
Wild (hyrule warriors: age of calamity, breath of the wild, breath of the wild 2, hero of the wild, era of the great calamity)
This AU was created by Jojo on Tumblr
Person #1: Yo dude did you see the new update?
Person #2: Update? To what?
Person #1: Linked Universe, man! It's an amazing AU Jojo created on tumblr!
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University lecturers

A special type of teacher that makes you feel uniquely unintelligent. Even after you've supposedly become an adult and know everything like your parents do.
Tom- 'you alright Ed you look down?'

Ed-'yeah mate just dealing with my University lecturers.'
by Towntrain January 16, 2017
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Vanderton University

A university that does not exist in real life but is used for TV movies especially Lifetime.
Vanderton University! Go, team!
by Slang Advisory Board May 12, 2020
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