Turkish Smoke Signal

A Turkish Smoke Signal is when a vape pen is inserted into the anal cavity of a person with only the mouthpiece exposed. A second person then proceeds to use the vape, giving the impression they are sucking smoke from the anus of person one.

Person 1: How was your date the other night?
Person 2: It was a bit strange, he insisted that we did the Turkish smoke signal.

by wankygroen September 3, 2020

Turkish Curry

when a woman eats yoghurt and biscuits and holds it in for a few days. Then you drink laxative and let rip in your partners mouth. The soggy diarrhoea mixed with the lumpy biscuits will feel like a tikka masala.

Friend: "Wanna go for a curry?"
You: "Nah, I just done the Turkish Curry with my bae"

by Your nan and her cat October 13, 2020

Turkish beatwank

The act of being tied up by a Turkish man and having him beat you up then jerk your off until you’re out of semen

Fuck that bro I ain’t going to Turkey if I go some creepy old man will give me a Turkish beatwank

by Dan V and Nicky g January 3, 2021

Turkish carvery

Alternative term for a doner kebab.

First coined on a Thursday night out in Southampton during the summer of 2021.

Makes the post-sesh migration to grab food sound more classy when you're going to get some 'carvery'.

Rupert: Fancy a bit of Turkish carvery after this round?

Charlie: Totally down for that!

by Wherefore art thou Casio? July 16, 2021

Turkish Camel

When you give a person a wedgie and rip their underwear. You then take their elastic waistband and fold it over their shoe. They’re stuck in position and struggling to escape looking like a Turk riding on a camel.

Every Christmas I give my brother-in-law a Turkish Camel. Maybe some day I’ll buy him some underwear.

by jdizzell December 25, 2021

Turkish Star Wars

A movie so bad that it's good.

A friend: "Have you seen Turkish Star Wars?"

Me: "Yeah, it's the best worst movie ever made!"

by NepgearAfficionado April 15, 2022

Turkish Smooch

When you and your partner are simultaneously taking a glorious shit on toilets that face each other. Then lovingly make eye contact and embrace in a passionate kiss as you both pass a climactic bowel

Our new toilets have made Turkish Smooches so much more enjoyable.

by Thunderwookie May 15, 2022