Vet-Trafficking

A practice utilized by dubious organizations to raise massive amounts of money. Generally, they will use veterans, many times wounded combat veterans, to help raise funds for veteran-focused initiatives that have high social value. Unfortunately it seems, a larger portion of the funding will go to pay organizational salaries, marketing, and other expenses not directly benefiting anyone but the organizers and their business associates. This practice makes it more more difficult to raise funds for the organizations that spend a higher percentage of their monies on actual programs and services that directly benefit veterans in need.

I talked to Sergeant Henderson and he said the organization he had been helping was a front for a vet-trafficking operation. On several weekend fundraising events, he witnessed drunken partying every night and money being spent on expensive hotel rooms and rental vehicles. He said he even overheard one of the inebriated organizational managers bragging about his 6-digit salary.

by MisterTruth July 3, 2018

Toenail traffic jam

When your toenails are confused about which way to grow

Did you see that ass hats toes? He had nails going in so many directions he caused a toenail traffic jam

by Moped mania March 17, 2021

Texas Traffic Jam

When a toilet has been clogged and you are forced to shit on top of an existing pile of excrement

Some greasy bastard clogged the toilet and I had to give it the ole Texas traffic jam

by Guy F. March 28, 2022

Ashton Tafoya

the sexiest beast alive. Every girl looks at him and said oh my gosh he’s so hot. Very Smart, Hot, Beautiful, Attractive, Strong, ripped, athletic. He is so good with his hands. Very hard worker and best boyfriend material.

A-Have you heard of Ashton Tafoya?

H- Yes I have a crush on him He’s such a cutie

by SexymanAshton July 3, 2022

4 way traffic jam

Your mom getting fucked by 3 dudes

Dude I just had a 4 way traffic jam with your mom.

by Skater550 August 23, 2017

Child Cybersex Trafficking

Usually when an older person would groom a minor to exploit them for sexual gratification. It is common for the Cyberpimp to receive money in return for the child doing Cybersex in a Chat-room or a livestream.

I was a victim of Child Cybersex Trafficking

by KINJIM August 16, 2020

Eyebrook Lodge Traffic Cone

A variation of the ‘Slovakian Traffic Cone’, individuals are placed underneath an upturned traffic cone held by their peers. Excessive amounts of beers are then poured into the funnel-like cone to then be consumed by those underneath. If conducted properly, this shall result in the recipients of the Eyebrook Lodge Traffic Cone being utterly drenched and partially blinded by the alcohol delivered through the funnel.

Ahh mate, let’s finish off the night with a cheeky Eyebrook Lodge Traffic Cone for good measure.

by Bullingdon Club April 11, 2023