Toyota Crown

A word commonly inherited by mouth breathers and glue eaters who think they know what a good car is

“Hey bro do you like cars”?
“Yeah i love the Toyota Crown”
“Fuck off you absolute piece of shit”

by Crown Hater December 20, 2019

Toyota Driver

All Toyota/Lexus drivers share one braincell. They can be typically seen camping in the left/passing lane. Toyota drivers are generally unaware of their surroundings, driving erratically and slow. Their vehicles sometimes have a dent on the rear bumper from going too slow or being terrible at maneuvering parking lots, rather common on Camrys.

When a Toyota driver decides to sell their vehicle, they think it's worth its weight in gold and list it way too high; a prime example of this is the Land Cruiser.

Man, what's holding the left lane up? Of course it's a Toyota driver!

by HockeyBinge January 13, 2025

Toyota Will Cypha

The official car of having bootleg Windows 98 installed on its infotainment screen, being remotely controlled with a phone, and having a literal shoe as a mascot.

If you drive this, you're either 65 years old, or 25 with no soul

You're actually here?!

A: "Why the hell does it look like it has no soul?"
B: "Who? The owner or the car?"
A: "Well, it's a Toyota Will Cypha, so both!"

by cyphalvr January 24, 2022