A mood that is unlike no other. You will feel forced to make jokes that are either embarassing for you and everyone around you, or everyone will die laughing. You never know what's gonna happen in tootie mood, just a lot of laughs and cringes.
A totsie queer: someone who buries their queerness so deep they don't even realize they're queer because of denial. You can tell if someone is a totsie queer if they have never had a real girlfriend, is always in the friend zone, and even though this person rides a motor cycle, it just adds to the queerness.
Steven: why have I never had a girlfriend? I ride a Harley, have this awesome long curly hair, and I'm a really sensitive deep guy. I have no idea why girls don't want to sleep with me.
David: it's because you're a totsie queer. Wanna masterbate together?
Steven: okay!
A tootie rat is a child that takes bites out of everything and leaves it. When you have a Tootie Rat you will find things like a stick of butter with a bite missing or an apple in the fruit bowl missing a bite.