London Thompson is a bad ass bitch. She is pretty as fuck and has lots of friends. Boys always like to stare at her. She loves animals. She has pretty brown eyes
Person 1: your such a london Thompson

Person 2: awe thx
by Lola Mariah December 30, 2020
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The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.
Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?

Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-

Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.
by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016
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A old lady who thinks she’s a cougar but she looks like she was trampled by 1200 cougars and plowed by an elephants Cock. Her vagina smells like fish and her sons dick after it was double dipped from her ass to her mouth to her ass to her vagina
Man I will never be a Lisa collins thompson
by Ohshit4real January 2, 2022
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The GOAT of high school football. Easily one of the best coaches out there. Need a guy who can win football games.... ask Mickey. Need a guy who loses his keys a lot... ask Mickey
Dude, did you see Mickey Thompson beat a team 70-3?

Yeah crazy
by John Smith2212 January 22, 2019
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