Thick thurkey

A fat pussy

I tried hookin’ up with this chick because my friends told me she was real tight but turns out she had a thick thurkey. Her name was Selma.

by ThickThurkey October 26, 2017

thick and pumped

Rock solid and ready to take on a guy

I was thick and pumped pulling up to prom.

by Adrian Kukaj April 24, 2023

Maximum Thickness

The largest size that a girl can be before she is no longer considered attractive. Any larger and she is considered to be fat or unattractive.

Dude, Amanda is a little big, but she's still pretty hot. She's reached maximum thickness.

by TexAMAggie05 August 19, 2008

Thicke Rolled

To click on a link and get redirected to an Allan Thicke video. The Allan Thicke version of a Rick Roll

My boy Thicke Rolled me today.

by Hoody Allen March 12, 2010

Thick-crusting

When a guy orders pizza with thick crust so that the girls having lunch with him eat less, leaving more pizza for him.

Linda & Lamees: Anthony! Get thin crust!
Anthony: No! We'll get the thick crust so we get more for our money
Anthony: (I'm thick-crusting these girls)

Later on....

Linda & Lamees: Oh man, we're so full and there's so much pizza left over!
Anthony: I just thick-crusted the shit out of your asses!

by The Popcorn King April 25, 2011

Timmy Thick

Like "Dummy Thick" but for males.

"Bro, have you seen John today?"
"Dude yeah, he's looking Timmy Thick in those sweatpants."

by SolidShroom December 31, 2019

Thick as fuck

When a chick is juicy in all the right places, a lovely figure

Bro 1: Damn brotein shake look at that chick
Bro 2: Damn brorack brobama she's thick as fuck

by bigballerzbrand February 27, 2018