n. The type of night-time urination carried out in a rush in order to get back to the warmth of your bed. From the speedy nature of gas station customers in the Washington DC and surrounding areas.
by marcusdesade January 25, 2005
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Chris: Have you heard about that new kid Connor Washington.
James: Yeah isn't he really gay or something.
Chris: Yeah but he is really fast.
James: Yeah isn't he really gay or something.
Chris: Yeah but he is really fast.
by deeeeeeboi June 6, 2018
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